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    Limajean. You said the same on 4.12.09?

    I tried to review this thread from when it originally started but gave up after:beer, steaks, rugby, tennis babes, grunting tennis babes, baywatch surfers, peeing, Jack Daniel's, Chuck Norris movies, manly cars, boobs, butts, legs, fake black hair & flatulance. The rainbow spectrum of male indulgance will never cease to amaze!
    Anyway, today's contribution is a variation on a previous theme: " the male characteristic of marking out their territory". It concerns the time during World War II when the German forces had given up the Westwall and retreated across the Rhine. Then came the visit of the great man himself. Upon coming to the first row of dragon teeth, Churchill ordered the driver to stop the car, got out and had all his Generals line up next to him, including Montgomery, Field Marshall Alan Brooke and other Allied dignitaries to pee in the river. Upon completion of this manly ritual the British Prime Ministers turned to Monty & said: "I've been meaning to do that for a long time"
    In Patton's case, he insisted on being photographed whilst indulging in the same act.Unfortunately for him, when he got off the wobbly bridge, he slipped and fell flat on his knees but on regaining his composure uttered to the waiting correspondents: "Thus, William the Conqueror."
    What are today's macho exploits among politicians in a politically correct environment in comparison? Putin bear hunting & giving judo performances, Tony Blair kicking a football, photo shoots of innumerable other dignitaries in flak jackets riding in a tank?
    Give me the original every time, faults & all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN View Post
    I tried to review this thread from when it originally started but gave up after:beer, steaks, rugby, tennis babes, grunting tennis babes, baywatch surfers, peeing, Jack Daniel's, Chuck Norris movies, manly cars, boobs, butts, legs, fake black hair & flatulance. The rainbow spectrum of male indulgance will never cease to amaze!
    Ah, happy days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN View Post
    Limajean. You said the same on 4.12.09?

    i'm only messing with my friend The Atheist

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    Um......can I ...can I......just drop in? *shy and stammers*

    Kids allowed here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Get Parker to break out the tankards and Corona di Coronas.

    Just off to the maternity ward - it appears that Mrs Atheist is in labour.

    Excellent news Atheist.

    Keep us informed... We're waiting to light the cigars and make a few toasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    This thread is a big fat fail
    Still failing after all these pages.



    Quote Originally Posted by Nikhar View Post
    Um......can I ...can I......just drop in? *shy and stammers*

    Kids allowed here?
    Sure!

    We seem unable to keep the women out, so if you're a bloke kid, then that should be AOK!

    Quote Originally Posted by Michael T View Post
    Excellent news Atheist.

    Keep us informed... We're waiting to light the cigars and make a few toasts.
    Light those cigars!

    But don't make toast with the cigars, for goodness' sake - the smoke makes 'em the bread taste awful.

    7 1/2 lb of bouncing baby boy.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR BABY BOY MR AND MRS ATHEIST... GREAT NEWS!!!





    LETS LIGHT THOSE CIGARS AND GET HAMMERED

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    Congratulations Athiest and wife, the world needs more free thinkers. Love form Mr and Mrs Jocky.

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    Time to wet the baby's head... Let the party begin.



    Cigar anyone...



    Who's got the beer?

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    Congrats Athiest!!
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    MANICHAEAN

    QUOTE: I tried to review this thread from when it originally started but gave up after:beer, steaks, rugby, tennis babes, grunting tennis babes, baywatch surfers, peeing, Jack Daniel's, Chuck Norris movies, manly cars, boobs, butts, legs, fake black hair & flatulance. The rainbow spectrum of male indulgance will never cease to amaze!

    Now to all young potential literary critics out there, take note. Manichaean articulates all the things that are good about this site, but fails miserably to point out the downside.
    Last edited by jocky; 07-09-2009 at 07:41 PM.

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    congratulations Atheist. A new member for the club.

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    Your never going to believe this guys, I believe I may have been abducted by aliens! I was sitting in the back garden reading my Sense and Sensibility, as you do when all of a sudden a strange craft hovered above the birdbath. The next thing I knew I was back in the exact same position, but my bottle of Jack Daniels had mysteriously emptied. Apparently I had gone missing for three days, even the wife wont believe me. Any similar experiences?

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    Thanks very much, blokes!

    Jocky: shame on you! Jack Daniels? If what I know about aliens and anal probing is true, you deserved every second of it!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

    Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Thanks very much, blokes!

    Jocky: shame on you! Jack Daniels? If what I know about aliens and anal probing is true, you deserved every second of it!
    Athiest, dont I know it. Enjoy the moment and I swear I will not mention nappies, howling, sleepless nights and no sex for the forseeable future ever again. Good on you mate

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