That's just the problem, I can't stand the campiness of horror flicks of the 70's and 80's.Originally Posted by Mark F.
That's just the problem, I can't stand the campiness of horror flicks of the 70's and 80's.
However, I remembered this one being voted the worst film of 2002 and having checked it out there can be few, if any, who would disagree with the review below:
Thunderpants
Thiis excruciatingly vulgar comedy fantasy is an absolute stinker. Ten-year-old Bruce Cook was born with two stomachs, which cause him to break wind continuously. When his boffin pal Rupert Grint designs a pair of Heath Robinson-like trousers allowing flatulence storage, his power-farting attracts the attention of the US Space Centre.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Oh yeah. And all Chuck Norris movies, followed close by Steven Seagal.
All the latest movies made by Nicholas Cage, Al Pacino and Robert de Niro (starting from 1998-1999). If you receive only crappy roles, then you should stop acting, or, at least, fire your agent.
the main idea with the books is that there are too many not worthy to be read.
Interesting choices, DisPater!
I agree with almost all, although the Chuck/Seagal flicks fall into the "so bad it's good" category. I'd only list as exceptions The Insider and Insomnia (Al Pacino) and Analyse This (Robert de Niro) - they're not masterpieces at all, but still not too bad either. And also I haven't yet seen what looks like a winner, What Just Happened.
Last edited by Mr Endon; 06-16-2009 at 05:50 AM.
I am still alive then. That may come in useful.
Molloy
Apropos Thunderpants, this Youtube extract poses an interesting question. Why is it that the English can do a brilliant take on the Americans but the Americans can't seem to get the English right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ98W7IFLWc
That wasfunny, but he meant the other political party, didn't he?
Well, you guys made my morning with your descriptions and reactions to some truly terrible movies. I think The Tongue was my favorite, though. I'm afraid I can't add anything to the list. My personal guilty pleasure is Tremors with Kevin Bacon. A rabid gun-toting, "the end of the world is upon us," couple, gleefully played by Michael Gross and Reba McEntyre are hilarious.
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
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Perhaps you are too young to remember but, if my memory serves me right, Bob Hope was a gung ho republican.
Oh hell yeah! I was going to mention this one. It is the epitome of awesomely bad. Anything that Ed Wood did is awesomely bad. There's another one where Bella Lugosi plays a mad scientist and Thor Johnson is the monster. I can't remember the name of the movie. But I think they use some of the same stock footage in both movies. It's like a really bad knockoff of Frankenstein. Poor Bella
Incidently Ed Wood is an awesome movie
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! is pretty bad. But it's bad on purpose. I love it.
Oh..and Santa Clause Meets the Martians. Horrid
I think you are right Brian Bean, Bob Hope was hope for the GOP!
Ghost rider and Kill Bill so awful they were funny. Well Ghost Rider was enjoyable but Nicholas Cage was so obviously living out a fantasy. Still makes me laugh
this is not a joke:
Night of The Lepus (1972), about giant killer rabbits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9nKzmbndA
THE FOOD OF THE GODS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSwwZ1n6KU&NR=1
FLESH FEAST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA56Q...eature=related
worst movies i've ever seen, ever, ever, ever.
Last edited by Mathor; 08-17-2009 at 11:38 PM.
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
Anything with Bruce Campbell in it.
Seriously.
Anything.
(Well, Evil Dead was pretty good...)
Shrooms
Zombie Strippers
&etc
Naked except for a cigarette, you let your mind drift and forget your disbelief. Feel the chill down your back and the flutter of wings through dandelion fields, and forget the pull of gravity in a night without stars.
I lack eloquence and commitment to my arguments. They are half baked, and I will begin passionately, and then abandon them.
Mathor,
Thank you for mentioning "Food of the Gods". It is nice to see that someone has good taste, so to speak. I was beginning to lose faith in humanity. "Food of the Gods" has been a staple in the Gurgle family for many years. Have you seen the sequel? I believe the subtitle is “It’s their party you can die if you want to”.
Other Gurgle family favorites:
The Killer Shrews (Includes Ken Curtiss -Festus from Gunsmoke)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaH4qGdo-FM
Monster Club - Check out the fried lawn cat and one of the soundtracks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSAvIhOQVgU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hH7c...eature=related
Blood of Satan’s Claw
The Bog
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"Kill the brain, you kill the ghoul" - From Night of the Living Dead
its certainly a staple of classic terrible film-making. A movie that people will be analyzing and analyzing in the many outrageous ways it shocks us in it's terribleness, quite like Transformers 2. I think certainly Transformers 2 will always be a part of history for that reason.
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
Ahh, I love Bruce Campbell. Did you ever see his TV show, The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr? It was a spoof of westerns, very good humored. It was on 1993-1994. I guess the critics didn't share my opinion, that's why it only lasted one year. But critics get things wrong occasionally.
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