Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Niamh]

*walks in, drops a case of whisky from Scotland down on bar*
Enjoy!

[The Comedian]

Three cheers for the Persuasive Pixie. Horray! Horray! Horray!

[The Atheist]

*walks in, drops a case of whisky from Scotland down on bar*
Enjoy!

Parker assures me it's one of the drinkable brands!

[kilted exile]

Other than the famous grouse they are all very drinkable - just non-scots seem to have weak throats & stomachs

[Virgil]

*walks in, drops a case of whisky from Scotland down on bar*
Enjoy!

Where???? Oh it's only virtual. Darn it. I may have to take a nip form my Highland Park tonight.



I have 18 year old aged.

[prendrelemick]

Here's to Niamh
Cheers
Chin-chin
bottoms up
here's mud in you eye
schol
down the hatch
good health
sante`

Call an ambulance Parker, and have the stomach pump on standby

[Emil Miller]

Here is an item from the business section of the Evening Standard.
Do any club members wiish to comment?



Good vibes for SSL as sex toys get a recession boost

DUREX condoms maker SSL International today reported a 31.4% jump in profits as cashstrapped couples stayed in, sparking soaring demand for sex toys and massage gels during the recession.
Chief executive Garry Watts said Durex condoms sold particularly well in the UK and Eastern Europe as well as in China and Russia, where it is looking to expand.

[The Atheist]

Funnily enough, I was writing about this the other day, but without the entendres. Makes perfect sense to me, as does the thought of smart money getting into baby products for the forthcoming baby boom.

Recessionary times are good for sex, and with so many married couples forced to have sex with each other, it opens up two distinct markets: birth control and lack of birth control.

Great spot Brian!

Always good to go to the business section when you want the hard news.

[Nightshade]

So basically another Baby Boom?
Except of course ( I think) the Baby Boom , last time happened before the pill and vasectomies.

Edit : ok Im am wrong I just did a little search the history of Birth control is fascinating! I don't know why we didn't get taught this intresting bit at school instead of the boring bits!
http://www.vasectomy-information.com...fo/history.htm
http://www.obgyn.net/pillturns40/history.htm
lots of links to intresting articles in there.

[The Atheist]

So basically another Baby Boom?

Small one, yes.

We've been in recession here for a year and birth rates are already at the highest level for many years.

[imthefoolonthehill]

back to Whiskey.... I thought I was living the High Life with some Ten Year Bushmill's.

[prendrelemick]

Small one, yes.

We've been in recession here for a year and birth rates are already at the highest level for many years.

Then perhaps its time we took medical advice

[Emil Miller]

:

Then perhaps its time we took medical advice

and still laughing!

[The Atheist]

Then perhaps its time we took medical advice

I've seen that before, very good one!



It's a bit like the bloke who asked why all the brothels note rear parking in their ads.

[backline]

...it opens up two distinct markets: birth control and lack of birth control.

Great spot Brian!

Always good to go to the business section when you want the hard news.

Finally, a repeatable and sustainable market besides soap!

Up the recession!
The end will never come...