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so let me get this straight, you get drunk and then randomly decide to hunt up this thread to record your drunkeness?
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Well, isn't that the thread starter's idea of having this 'drunken sincerity' thread?![]()
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
what a brilliant thread, I just saw it now for the first time. Perhaps tonight I shall utilize it![]()
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
Drunken sincerity part one:
I've always thought you were sort of overweight, anyway, and it's fine: I'll just spend four hundred dollars on a return ticket to Iowa to go see somebody who probably doesn't give a crap anyway.
Why is 'crap' acceptable to the filters, but not ****?
Naked except for a cigarette, you let your mind drift and forget your disbelief. Feel the chill down your back and the flutter of wings through dandelion fields, and forget the pull of gravity in a night without stars.
I lack eloquence and commitment to my arguments. They are half baked, and I will begin passionately, and then abandon them.
so they say "hey drew wanna go set off fireworks on the pier tonight?" I'm like sure sounds like a riot to me just let me catch up with my old friend Mr Cuervo first. Happy May 24 weekend y'all
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
Ummm May 24 isnt until NEXT Sunday, or have I slept a whole week adn missed my finals?
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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|currently reading
Although these are rules for drunk dialing and texting I think theyt can be applied here as well:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/g...id=2210847816:
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Oh this thread rocks! I forgot about this. I'll have to come back later when and share some of my pearls of wisdom
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Haha, no, you are correct. Canada has a holiday called Victoria Day which was named on May 24th for her Birthday but it's always celebrated on the last monday on or before the 24th. The long weekend is referred to as May 24 Weekend, despite the fact that it often comes quite a bit before the actual day of May 24th.
Wow I just said May 24th a lot![]()
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
this could be a very very dangerous thread for me... god only knows what stupid thing i could write in here when drunk.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
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Yep totally dangerous!
So went to a table quiz in the aussie bar in town...we won woohoo!
But word of advice... never let an aussie choose what vodka should go into a cosmo... eek!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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