Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Emil Miller]

For our Antipodean members I would draw attention to an item in my evening newspaper headed "Topless pub ' insult to our troops.' " It would appear that the Kersbrook Tavern in Adelaide plans to introduce topless barmaids on Australia's rememberance day as a boy's treat to boost business. Veterans have said it is an affront to Anzac Day's annual national memorial to the fIrst World War. What are the members views on topless barmaids?

[skib]

I don't see a problem with it at all. Will there be a topless lawnmower race afterward?

[Michael T]

What are the members views on topless barmaids?

As close a one as I can possibly get!

[BienvenuJDC]

*runs into the room with deer rifle, sweating*
Whew! I got here as quick as I could! What's the problem?
*notices dead weasel*
Oh, wow . . . there's a weasel pinned to the dartboard . . .

Silas!!?? Another Weasel? I put the last one in the stew.

[Silas Thorne]

For our Antipodean members I would draw attention to an item in my evening newspaper headed "Topless pub ' insult to our troops.' " It would appear that the Kersbrook Tavern in Adelaide plans to introduce topless barmaids on Australia's rememberance day as a boy's treat to boost business. Veterans have said it is an affront to Anzac Day's annual national memorial to the fIrst World War. What are the members views on topless barmaids?

Of course I would like a view.

Soldiers object to topless barmaids!? What is the world coming to?
I'm sure the young soldiers wouldn't object.

[prendrelemick]

I hope Aunty peggy, the septagenarian barmaid at our local doesn't get any ideas!

[Emil Miller]

If any of the members are in Adelaide on Anzac day and don't which of the city's pubs is the Kersbrook Tavern, it will be the one with a two mile queue outside.

[prendrelemick]

*runs into the room with deer rifle, sweating*
Whew! I got here as quick as I could! What's the problem?
*notices dead weasel*
Oh, wow . . . there's a weasel pinned to the dartboard . . .

Too late Skib. But keep the rifle handy, I noticed Bambi loitering with intent round the back.

[skib]

Too late Skib. But keep the rifle handy, I noticed Bambi loitering with intent round the back.

On guard day and ni . . . zzzzzzzzz

[BienvenuJDC]

Too late Skib. But keep the rifle handy, I noticed Bambi loitering with intent round the back.

skib...I think some venison would go quite well on the menu!

[skib]

I was just thinking that! A bit of tenderloin grilled to perfection, a loaf of homemade bread, a wee bit of salad smothered in Italian dressing and french-fried onions . . . my mouth is watering already.
PS- somebody throw a few pounds of sweet corn out back for that pesky little deer, and make sure nobody bothers him for a few weeks.

[BienvenuJDC]

I couldn't find any sweet corn, but we can see if this corn,


a bucket of water with a bit of molasses...


some apple cider...


a bit of vanilla...


and some apples...

[prendrelemick]

Silas!!?? Another Weasel? I put the last one in the stew.

Aw, thats disgusting, how could you?









Kababs would've been so much nicer

[skib]

Bien, you're absolutely genius!

[BienvenuJDC]

Aw, thats disgusting, how could you?


Kababs would've been so much nicer

Well? Pull the other one off the dart board and grab a skewer!!