Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Silas Thorne]

We can't stop you anyway. Those perimeter mines around the backyard barbeque area don't seem to be working properly.

[The Atheist]

Well hello Mr. Atheist! I hope you don't mind my lil intrusion in your thread. My curiosity got the best of me, and I just couldn't help myself.

No worries, you're perfectly welcome.

As long as you don't try to play any of that awful music someone mentioned earlier.

Well, it's been a fantastic day here - beautiful, warm autumn day. Took the kids fishing and caught a bucketload. Just right to relax by the fire now.

All will be perfect once those three fingers of Glenfiddich finds it way down my throat.

We can't stop you anyway. Those perimeter mines around the backyard barbeque area don't seem to be working properly.

I hear Parker is thinking about a moat with pirhanas.

[NikolaiI]

What about those of us who don't drink?

[LostPrincess13]

No worries, you're perfectly welcome.

As long as you don't try to play any of that awful music someone mentioned earlier.

Well, it's been a fantastic day here - beautiful, warm autumn day. Took the kids fishing and caught a bucketload. Just right to relax by the fire now.

All will be perfect once those three fingers of Glenfiddich finds it way down my throat.

Are you referring to Paranoid by the Black Sabbath? Never heard of it. Looks like you had a great day! I've never went fishing before. I here it's very relaxing. Who or what is a Glenfiddich?

We can't stop you anyway. Those perimeter mines around the backyard barbeque area don't seem to be working properly.

I hear Parker is thinking about a moat with pirhanas.

LOL! I suggest that you gentlemen abandon any further attempts to keep us out. Your efforts will only be futile. Women, as you all know, are VERY persistent and will do ANYTHING to get their way.

[The Atheist]

What about those of us who don't drink?

What are you, a cactus?



You must drink something - water, tonic, fruit drinks... It's not essential to drink alcohol.

Who or what is a Glenfiddich?

Scotch whisky. Old blokes' drink.

Women, as you all know, are VERY persistent and will do ANYTHING to get their way.

You wish!

[Emil Miller]

What about those of us who don't drink?

Well we realise that, regretable though it is, there are some guys who don't drink but do you follow other traditional masculine pursuits such as smoking and sex? Not necessarily at the same time though.

Probably distinctly underdressed

Well you should be OK as long as you wear a shirt but you might have a bit of trouble getting in to a men only club if you are wearing a kilt.

[BienvenuJDC]

Would you happen to have a Sarsaparilla back there, Parker?

...and it's my opinion that the little lost princess adds some pleasant atmosphere...as long as you don't let too many of them in here!!

[LostPrincess13]

*bats eyelashes*

[Emil Miller]

Maybe we could have the West Louge done out in 1920s speakeasy.

Yeah that shoud keep the guys from the other side of the pond happy.
Maybe we could get some cheap booze from that bootlegger chap who keeps popping up in the General Literature forum. I can't remember his name off hand but it will come to me in due course old sport.

[Emil Miller]

[QUOTE=BienvenuJDC;706176]Would you happen to have a Sarsaparilla back there, Parker? QUOTE]

Carrying a handbag and drinking sarsaparilla could get you talked about.

[Mathor]

Well we realise that, regretable though it is, there are some guys who don't drink but do you follow other traditional masculine pursuits such as smoking and sex? Not necessarily at the same time though.

[Emil Miller]

QUOTE=Virgil;705975][/QUOTE] Actually the wife is cooking. And complaining. I forgot to take the garbage out last night and she was pissed. [/QUOTE]

You will have to hide the key to the drinks cabinet in future.

[The Atheist]

You will have to hide the key to the drinks cabinet in future.

There's that trans-Atlantic thing again.

I once asked a sick-looking Yankee mate if he was crook, only to be met by a blank stare. (That's more trans-Pacific, though)

Any suggestions for the online presence of the Club are welcome!

[Virgil]

You will have to hide the key to the drinks cabinet in future.

She doesn't drink. I've got the liquor cabinent to myself.

[BienvenuJDC]

Then I'll take coffee...black...leave the grounds in...

Can I hang by Black Powder satchel (not handbag) on the hook with my rifled muzzle loader?