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Thread: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

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    Its a good reason, but not a good only reason.
    That wasn't a very good stupid answer.

    What qualifies as a stupid question?

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    ... Are there stupid questions?
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

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    Aren't stupid questions the ones you ask that you've already answered by asking?

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    I don't think that stupid questions are really stupid, they just pretend to be stupid.


    Why do you ask stupid questions?
    Love doesn't make the world go round,
    love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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    Someone has to ask them.

    Why answer stupid questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silas Thorne View Post
    Aren't stupid questions the ones you ask that you've already answered by asking?
    No, that would be a rhetorical question.

    There are no stupid questions. It's all relative.

    What one person may genuinely be ignorant of, may be common knowledge to you, and as such would appear to be a stupid question.
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    So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"


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    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    Someone has to ask them.

    Why answer stupid questions?
    Someone has to answer them!

    Why are some questions stupid?
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    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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    Uuuh . . . having a hard time finding a stupid answer . . .

    Because they've been answered 32 times in a row!

    Why is rain wet?

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    Because it just showered.

    Why can't they make strawberry or vanilla bunnies? Why do all easter bunnies have to be chocolate? Couldn't they make a Neapolitan flavored one?
    Then she would run until morning to ease the ache; swifter than rain, swift as loss, racing to catch up with the time when she had known nothing at all but the sweetness of being herself.

    -- Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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    Bunnies eat strawberries and drink vanilla milkshakes . . . somethings wrong with the chemistry, I'm sure. (that totally did not make any sense at all!)

    What flavor is Neapolitan?

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    The flavour of the people who live in city of Naples, Italy and sometimes its wider Duchy or Province of Naples. (Thank you Wiki)

    Why do we have different accents?
    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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    Yew mean we do?

    If writing on bathroom walls is 1. Illegal and 2. Usually vulgar, why do we read it anyways?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
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    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    To catch up on what's going on in local news.

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    Because you (we) are never satisfied...

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    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    So you can be amused and entertained by our incredible wit.

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    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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