Guys and Cars

[Zee.]

My dad has a dodge challenger 440 magnum
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...allenger-5.jpg

and my first car i got last/this year is this

http://media.motortopia.com/files/52..._July-07_1.jpg

pretty excited i must say

[Sapphire]

I might be mistaken, but I think you know every episode by Top Gear by heart

And YES, that car is wicked!

I think I watch 3 episodes every week, I must have seen them all by now. I just never remember the brands, rather the colours I just can not get my head around the names and qualities Though they are quite important

And driving in snow... I did have snow on my examination day, but luckely it only lasted for 5 minutes and was quickly gone from the road. I have no experience in driving on snow or ice for that matter... And as I think how I drive on asphalt I might not really be ready for it either

LimaJean, I am officially jealous now Wonderful cars!
Is that first one black or purple?
And do they need much maintenance?

[kevinthediltz]

Lima, I think I've just fallen in love with you.
Your taste in beautiful cars is rare. And apparently runs in the family.

[Zee.]

Sapphire - Those aren't my photos but the cars in it are identical so yes same colours. The dodge is purple, mine is black. Dad and me are working on my car this year.

Kevin - You are welcome to fall in love with me if and only if I can scoot you around in my space mobile whenever i choose.

[papayahed]

Ok I have to ask a question.
Whenever it snows up here I take out my 2 wheel drive and drive around neighborhoods and slide around corners. And I can entertain myself all day with this. And I am completely calm. I even carry out conversation with passengers while drifting around corners at 30 mph. One of my yuppie neighbors from cali told me to quit showing off.
Is this really showing off?
Im just entertaining myself.

oh, now that's fun. When there's nobody around, it's like you're in a bumper car rink.

[Zee.]

Bumper cars are amazingly cool

[Sapphire]

Lima, I think I've just fallen in love with you.

And... we're back at the "what is it with guys and cars"

That is a nice project to work on with your dad Lima! Does the fact that you have to work on it mean that it is not fit for driving yet? And do you really think it will take a year?! That sounds like quite some patience might be needed...

[kevinthediltz]

I might be mistaken, but I think you know every episode by Top Gear by heart

And YES, that car is wicked!

Yes indeed. My dream is to become the stig. Although I cannot live up to the legacy of Ben Collins.
Oh, and I cant open a beer bottle with my testies.

Kevin - You are welcome to fall in love with me if and only if I can scoot you around in my space mobile whenever i choose.

Absolutely! As long as I can pester you about your driving from the passenger seat. And you take me out in dads charger once in a while.

[Zee.]

It drives amazingly. Incredibly smooth. But NOTHING has been done to it. Completely original. So it needs some touching up + we're re doing the inside, keeping it original but the upholstery needs to be replaced. But that's all superficial stuff which is easy to do.

[Sapphire]

It drives amazingly. Incredibly smooth.

Sounds grand

Yes indeed. My dream is to become the stig

You could be the red stig or the yellow, or the blue, or the ... You could test all cars on their snow-capabilities

Oh, and I cant open a beer bottle with my testies

Well, I doubt whether they will ask you to proof it if you claim you can do it ... Maybe there is another interesting feature you have that nobody else can match?

[papayahed]

Yes indeed. My dream is to become the stig. Although I cannot live up to the legacy of Ben Collins.
Oh, and I cant open a beer bottle with my testies.

Sounds grand


Well, I doubt whether they will ask you to proof it if you claim you can do it ...

Oh, if somebody claimed that I'd need to see proof.

[kevinthediltz]

Some say... that he can take a young girls virginity... using only his eyes.
And that each of his fingers can detatch and move about without him.

all we know, it that hes called kevinthediltz.

That works right?

[Sapphire]

Well, if Papayahed is around you might need to proof both ... if you are up to that it will work

Now you only need an awesome driver suit and a wicked helmet and you're ready for action Though the stig does not really have such... just a driver suit and a helmet... Well, it might be a nice touch any ways

[kevinthediltz]

I dont know who would be willing to lay down their womanhood for me. And I might pop my eyes out trying to do that. And then break all my fingers.
But I can afford a white jumpsuit!!!!!
But not the simpson dimond helmet. Thats a little pricey.

[Mathor]

all i know is i love my cars REALLY CHEAP.