In the Stone Age when fire was discovered, people gethered to decide what would they use the new discovery for. It was winter, the snow was all over the place, and one of them said: «Let this new discovery be used to warm us.» The others agreed, and that was why the fire became hot.
How can a stupid question become intelligent?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
When someone misunderstands it and turns it into another question
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
The bottle won't last forever you know...
Why give a condemned man a last meal, death being what it is?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because he is not dead yet, and life is what it is.
Why does rain fall from the sky, but clouds don't?
It is not too late, to be wild for roundabouts - to be wild for life
Wolfsheim - It is not too late
because the clouds are hanging from strings in the sky
Why do people yawn?
Because the little gnome that house in your teeth need the time to get out and explore the world (without getting crushed between your lips), or get back in
Why is grass green?
It is not too late, to be wild for roundabouts - to be wild for life
Wolfsheim - It is not too late
because someone went out and spilt a bottle of green dye
Why is the sky blue?
Because all the strings that hold up the clouds are red.
Why can't we look directly into the sun(light)?
It is not too late, to be wild for roundabouts - to be wild for life
Wolfsheim - It is not too late
it's not, it's orange.
why is the sky orange?
I'm losing all those stupid games
That I swore I'd never play
Because of your orange sunglasses.
Do I like this game?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Originally Posted by Sapphire
Because we are too shy.
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
What is 'shy' ?
"Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy".
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Location: Turks and Caicos Islands,2003
A fancy, erudite word for chicken ****?
Why do I always get thirsty after eating Great Value macaroni and cheese?
“Oh crap”
-- Hellboy
Because you like to swim from inside.
How do we know that fish are voiceless?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
because they never scream back when we yell at them.
why do we write on paper?
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
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