Because people with wings have a lot of thinking to do!
Why don't I wash my car more often?
Because people with wings have a lot of thinking to do!
Why don't I wash my car more often?
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
That isn't a stupid answer.Originally Posted by Tournesol
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Because your car washer has moved to another city.
Where is my husband?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Stuck in a revolving door?
Are stupid questions only in the eye of the beholder?
No but the beauty of them is.
Why does the rain fall down and not up
I am back............................
Because if it fell up, all those poor girls in skirts would get their unmentionables wet.
What is the measure of a good hat?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
the same as the measure of good underpants
why do mammals breastfeed?
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
because they don't want to be covered!
why do people ask stupid questions?
CARPE DIEM! Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary!
-Dead Poets' Society
I SWEAR, BY MY LIFE AND MY LOVE OF IT, THAT I WILL NEVER LIVE FOR THE SAKE OF ANOTHER MAN, NOR ASK ANOTHER MAN TO LIVE FOR MINE.
- John Galt, Atlas Shrugged
Cuz' they're stupid.
Why do we constantly jump to conclusions?
What transforms this world is — knowledge. Do you see what I mean? Nothing else can change anything in this world. Knowledge alone is capable of transforming the world, while at the same time leaving it exactly as it is.
- Hiraoka Kimitake
cause we jump too far and jump over reasoning , right to conclusions...
why do we have five fingers and five toes?
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
becuase we dont have six...
oh, why am i laughing alone?
Because loneliness is funny.
Why do people laugh when they hear a joke?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Because jokes are funny.
Am I going to play this game alone?
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
No because you've got multiple personalities...
Where is my dream date?
You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.
James Joyce
It is a fatal miscarriage, so ill to order affairs, as to pass for a fool in one company, when in another you might be treated as a philosopher. Jonathan Swift
At the narcolepsy clinic. (SP)
Why is fire hot?
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