I am most handsome.
I am most handsome.
'A bird may love a fish signore, but where would they live?'
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
*shudders at thought of paisley type accent*.Not a big fan on northern Irish accents me, although i do like the monaghan and sometimes the donegal accents.
I'm only about 2/3 celt so you may be lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to survive.You didnt factor in the fiery celtic blood though, I'd be dead in a week![]()
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Last edited by Niamh; 01-23-2009 at 07:29 PM.
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
What happened to the old bah humbug! routine kilted? Have you turned mushy in you old age? *gasp*![]()
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My mission in life is to make YOU smile![]()
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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I'm too weird for all y'all.![]()
Naked except for a cigarette, you let your mind drift and forget your disbelief. Feel the chill down your back and the flutter of wings through dandelion fields, and forget the pull of gravity in a night without stars.
I lack eloquence and commitment to my arguments. They are half baked, and I will begin passionately, and then abandon them.
So, what do you do when people find your match? ...
At least somewhere people do find her for me, 'cause, y' know ... In real life, there's noone available ever!![]()
I will possibly survive ...
Libri*
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
My mission in life is to make YOU smile![]()
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
Hey don't you laugh at us we are going to run off and get married at the north pole ( as far away from penguins as you can get!) aren't we banana![]()
see he agrees, don't you banana![]()
My mission in life is to make YOU smile![]()
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
Ok, night just to keep you happy
Bah humbug, this is a load of sentimental twaddle, love hmpf its just a chemical imbalance - easily curable with a little medication (I prescribe Vitamin Alkyhol)
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
Now Im happy, thankyou kilted and just for that I am willing to give you a slice of cheesecake!
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You may resume former mushiness![]()
My mission in life is to make YOU smile![]()
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
OKAY, the new hot couple of litnet:
Nightie and Dancing Banana!!!
Nightie and Banana sitting in a tree.....
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love then comes Marriage
then comes Nightie in a baby carriage
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
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"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
I love you guys
. You make me laugh so much
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