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    limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

    Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

    If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!

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    Or on Matt
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    So, the Back Scratchers Guild told me that since Matt wasn't allowed in on the scratching action, he wanted to strip down and have naked mud wrestling fights to show them that he was worthy. Weird, huh?
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
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    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    When *C*C* heard a tiny glimmer about mud wrestling she launched a gargantuan campaign to promote the event because she's a huge enthusiast and supporter of dirty, smelly men!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattG View Post
    limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

    Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

    If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!
    EWWW teeth.. hair,
    i'm getting the gross ones!

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    I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs
    I am back............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    EWWW teeth.. hair,
    i'm getting the gross ones!
    YOU've been most impertinent today! I have to smack you a little, it's my duty
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattG View Post
    YOU've been most impertinent today! I have to smack you a little, it's my duty

    Be careful I here she likes that
    I am back............................

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    Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.
    See the underwear comment above
    I am back............................

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattG View Post
    When *C*C* heard a tiny glimmer about mud wrestling she launched a gargantuan campaign to promote the event because she's a huge enthusiast and supporter of dirty, smelly men!
    It's okay Matt, I know you're just sad because I heard that you lost all the mud wrestling, so you went home to watch chick flicks, drink girly drinks (you know, schnapps and cosmopolitans and whatnot), and cry yourself to sleep...

    Quote Originally Posted by limajean View Post
    Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.
    OOHHHH! Brutal!! I guess that explains his losing the mud wrestling...and the crying...

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    Be careful I here she likes that


    ooohhh, is that why she has a collection of handcuffs and leather whips in her closet?
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    :O

    Nope.. nope, that one's true.

    ahem

    bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattG View Post
    limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

    Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

    If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!


    Can't stop laughing...

    com-pas-sion (n.) [ME. & OFr. <LL. (Ec.) compassio, sympathy < compassus, pp. of compati, to feel pity < L. com-, together + pali, to suffer] sorrow for the sufferings or trouble of another or others, accompanied by an urge to help; deep sympathy; pity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dori View Post


    Can't stop laughing...

    What are you laughing about? After your canoodling under the ice cream tree, I thought you'd know that already?

    haha
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    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joreads View Post
    I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs

    I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joreads View Post
    I heard that Dori heard that Matt had a hit out in him so he hired the Lit Nit Charlies Angels (Jo, Lim and Charm) to protect him.
    haha yesss I just saw this. Awesome.
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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