Pam needs to mind their own business, cause it's screwed over!
no offense,right?![]()
Pam needs to mind their own business, cause it's screwed over!
no offense,right?![]()
Find your dream and stick with it...or your life will have slipped past in a whisper with you still on the bottom.
PAM likes to make jokes that float like lead (as in the metal) balloons.![]()
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
The PAM has a Head like a Hole.![]()
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
PAM likes to drop eggplants on her neighbors from her second story window.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
The PAM smells like old gym shoes.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM cooks with old gym shoes. Her specialty is gym shoe soup.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The PAM picks her friend's noses.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM has a collection of boogers under the front seat of her car.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
You guys.
PAM rides the bus, corners random people, and tickles them underneath thier chin.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
PAM's signature and Location proves that BulletproofDORK isn't just a clever name.... (don't worry, I love Doctor Who too)
PAM seem to worry a lot--of what to eat![]()
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald
PAM thinks earwax is a special delicacy!
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
PAM has a potential in predicting futures.![]()
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise."
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald
The PAM's avatar was shocked when it heard eyemaker singing "Sweet Home Alabama."
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Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.