I'm not in any hurry to get old, but I've already started making plans for my old age. I'm going to have an old-fashioned southern house with a big, wrap-around porch and a rocking chair. I'm going to sit out on the porch all day with a double barrel shotgun, a bottle of rot-gut whisky, and my pet cow (who will be cleverly named, Cow). When I'm not busy yelling at kids to get off my lawn, I will spend my time verbally abusing Cow and complaining about the weather and whichever political party is ruing the country... its going to be fantastic!
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) I'm going to inform all of my family they will get a share of my money when I'm gone. They'll get a shock when they find it's all going to Green Peace. 


