Army of Darkness Directors Cut. I really liked the theatrical release (when I originally saw it almost 10 years ago), but I watched the Directors Cut, and I don't like that ending nearly as much.
Army of Darkness Directors Cut. I really liked the theatrical release (when I originally saw it almost 10 years ago), but I watched the Directors Cut, and I don't like that ending nearly as much.
"Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone.
The people themselves therefore are its only safe depositories." -Thomas Jefferson
What happens in that ending?
Ningún hombre llega a ser lo que es por lo que escribe, sino por lo que lee.
- Jorge Luis Borges
Well, in the theatrical release Ash goes back to his own time, his girlfriend is alive again, and he has to fight some demons, etc. In the director's cut he sleeps in a cave (don't remember if that happens in the theatrical) under the power of a magical potion, so he doesn't age. You see the watch Ash get covered in spider-webs as his beard grows (rip van winkle style), and there are flashes to the world aging to modern times. Finally Ash gets up, cleans himself off, and breaks out of the cave. He looks out on the world and sees Big Ben sinking into the earth, and lots of urban decay. (perhaps a reference to the original Planet of the Apes, but those were before my time) Ash screams, "I slept too long. I slept toooo loooong!"
The End
"Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone.
The people themselves therefore are its only safe depositories." -Thomas Jefferson
You're right. The theatrical release is better. Lucky I saw that one instead of the other.
Ningún hombre llega a ser lo que es por lo que escribe, sino por lo que lee.
- Jorge Luis Borges
Most of teen movies are sucks. It will make a long list if I have to write all of them here..
I kinda enjoyed "Not Another Teen Movie". It was trashing all of these damn teeniebopper movies. But it was kind of a teeniebopper movie in itself, but for the angry bitter limp bizkit listening teeniebopper rather than the Justin Timberlake variety.
...Also baby duck hat would be good for parties.
Well at least Justin can dance... And "Not Another Teen Movie" is indeed another stupid teen movie.
I didn't like Not Another Teen Movie either, it was pretty crude. Oh, a reeeeaally bad movie? Serendipity. Don't watch it unless you want severe brain damage.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
(Mark Twain)
Comedies like Stuck on You are really rubbish. Anything with can't-remember-his-name in is rubbish.
The Girl With The Pearl Earring. It wasn't about anything. It didn't have a plot. You might as well have stared at the picture for 2 hours.
I liked girl with a pearl Earing.
I hated Phenomenon
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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A tough one... Considering I fell asleep while watching Saw 4 in the cinema, I guess that would be the one.
Noću, u intimnom, poluglasnom razgovoru sa samim sobom, nikako ne mogu zapravo logički opravdati zato se u posljednje vrijeme toliko uzrujavam zbog ljudske gluposti.
Miroslav Krlea
How can you have a "Worst Movie Ever" thread wihtout mentioning Plan 9 From Outer Space, which was actually given the title, "Worst Movie Ever?"
Honestly though, The Happening is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. That is the only time I can remember walking out of a theater during the movie.
Holy Carp! This thread is from 2003!
I kinda liked that movie.Originally Posted by Admin
Worst movie ever: Natural Born Killers.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Raimi's supposedly starting work on Evil Dead 4.
Worst film ever, The Patriot.
"And the worms, they will climb
The rugged ladder of your spine"
The most recent film that I just couldn't sit through was Across the Universe. I mean, usually I will sit all the way through a movie no matter how bad it is, but I just couldn't take that one. So many people like it though. Matter of taste. But it really is NOTHING compared to the countless sci-fi/horror b-movie films I've seen. But, you see, I actually enjoy those. So bad they're good. I wanna see Acne and The Astro-Zombies.
YES. YES. YES. Fwiggen YES. Golden Turkey Awards!
"You're all stupid humans, stupid, stupid!!!"
"That's enough outta you!" *slap*
Ed Wood. Is. Amazing. I like Bride of the Monster, too.
We already have another thread on this topic, no?
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