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    The PAM is deathly afraid of bendable straws

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    The PAM tapes paper straws on paper plates and wears them everywhere to pretend that they are paper aliens!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    The PAM is clearly a spy. How else would she know about my paper alien fantasy?

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    PAM got hungry and ate the beans out of the bean bag chair they were sitting on only moments ago! Oh No! Watch Out!
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    PAM wasn't watching out and sat on the beanless beanbag chair!

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    PAM uses beanless bean bag chairs for making pajamas out of.
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    ....ummmmmmmm.......idk to insult yo0h

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    PAM Loves blond..(hehe)

    "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise."

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    it's easy greenie, just say something like " PAM has a booger collection that she keeps on the bottom of the dining room table"
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    it's easy greenie, just say something like " PAM has a booger collection that she keeps on the bottom of the dining room table"
    hahaha! PAM makes loves to eat papaya all the time, that even his stomach shapes like a papaya as well.

    "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise."

    -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    PAM mentions earwax in the siggy, because of a blatant obsession!
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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    The PAM is a chronic food eater.
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    PAM, despite her apparent love for the country's foremost journalist, can't locate Kazakhstan on a world map

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    PAM secretly parachutes in the nude. That was some breeze blowing up there PAM. Next time wear at least underwear.

    Oh I haven't seen this thread in a while.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    PAM secretly parachutes in the nude. That was some breeze blowing up there PAM. Next time wear at least underwear.

    Oh I haven't seen this thread in a while.
    LOL. Its funny you mention that Virgil. Whenever paratroopers are nearing their retirement, they go for their ceremonial last jump. A lot of troopers do something off the wall (such as jumping naked) to mark the occasion. I'm still years away from that jump, but I don't plan on any nude jumps in the near (or far) future.

    PAM suffers from a rare psychological disorder which forces him to jump into the air and snap after travelling more than 8.3 inches. While his disorder is rather socially awkward, it does make for a pretty entertaining morning commute.

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