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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    Thank you very much,Pen, and thank you to all the participants who submitted such worthy poems.
    I am thrilled to be able to choose the next contest form.

    The clerihew was invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley
    (1875-1956), also known as the author of a classic mystery novel, Trent's Last Case.

    The clerihew consists of two rhymed couplets, which can be "metrically awkward." The subject is a about a famous person or celebrity of the past or present, and the person's name should appear as the rhymed word in the first couplet.

    The info about the person can be as irrelevant, irreverent, or uninformative as you like.

    It is, however, intended to be funny. Here's one of Edmund's original namesake quatrains:

    Geoffrey Chaucer
    Could hardly have been coarser,
    But this never harmed the sales
    Of his Canterbury Tales
    .

    I hope many Litnetters send in some funny entries. I'll set the deadline for July 9 and announce the winner on Thursday, July 10, which is incidentally National Clerihew Day.

    Hope "Pong II" (my computer) doesn't get ornery on that day!
    Question Aunty. Is the poem limited to four lines or is that allowed to vary?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Question Aunty. Is the poem limited to four lines or is that allowed to vary?
    According to my handy dandy Oxford Directory of Literary
    Terms, the clerihew is limited to two couplets, rhyming
    aa bb.
    So, even though one may argue that it's more difficult to write a shorter, concise piece than a longer one, that's the
    rule.

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    John Sidney McCain
    Grinned through the pain
    Of incredible November 4th drama,
    Slurred his words, saying, "Oh what a bummer..."
    se non e vero, e molto ben'trovato

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    According to my handy dandy Oxford Directory of Literary
    Terms, the clerihew is limited to two couplets, rhyming
    aa bb.
    So, even though one may argue that it's more difficult to write a shorter, concise piece than a longer one, that's the
    rule.
    Thanks Aunty. I saw that after I had posted.
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    O.K., here goes; I've never done this before, so be gentle. Does it have to be absolutely accurate?

    Einstein, couldn't talk till he was four;
    His frantic parents wanted more.
    Friends and family all despaired,
    When Albert spake: "E=MC squared."

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    Ok, here's my entry:

    Young James Joyce
    Had as a teen a crackling voice.
    When he went to the girls to get some affection,
    He walked down the street with a standing erection.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

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    All right. Mine is witty, imo, but yours is funny.
    Last edited by qimissung; 06-13-2008 at 12:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Ok, here's my entry:

    Young James Joyce
    Had as a teen a crackling voice.
    When he went to the girls to get some affection,
    He walked down the street with a standing erection.
    Ok, that's my entry Aunty. But I did get carried away and write quite a few of these. I had a lot of fun. Actually the form just beckons for crude humor. I decided to post a whole slew of these in my latest blog entry. Come and visit and check them out: http://www.online-literature.com/for...515&entry=5700. All who visit, let me know which you liked best. But be aware they are very raunchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    I decided to post a whole slew of these in my latest blog entry. Come and visit and check them out: http://www.online-literature.com/for...515&entry=5700. All who visit, let me know which you liked best. But be aware they are very raunchy.

    Hey, Pen -- can there be multiple entries from the same
    LitNet participant?

    Auntie

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    Hey, Pen -- can there be multiple entries from the same
    LitNet participant?

    Auntie
    The rule is one per person in our contests so far. This is your contest, so it's up to you. Do you feel like judging a whole slew of poems?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    For the sake of that old hobgoblin consistency, we'll keep the rules for the Form Poetry Contest the way it's always been: one entry per participant.

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    Thank you Antiquarian-that really makes my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Ok, here's my entry:

    That was too funny!!!

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    "Mr. President, should I spit or swallow?"

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