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Thread: What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

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    Overlord of Cupcak3s 1n50mn14's Avatar
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    I'd simply ask "Who's right?"
    Naked except for a cigarette, you let your mind drift and forget your disbelief. Feel the chill down your back and the flutter of wings through dandelion fields, and forget the pull of gravity in a night without stars.

    I lack eloquence and commitment to my arguments. They are half baked, and I will begin passionately, and then abandon them.

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    'Am I dead then?'

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    Nothing really, I doubt I would be interested in any deeper conversation with him - maybe shalom.

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    I wouldn't say anything at all. I'd just stare at him with a small yet meaningful smile on my face. I mean what do you say to Jesus?
    "Hello there pet, how yer doing?"
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    Me: "Hello"
    Jesus: "..."
    Me: "My name is Patrick. It's a pleasure to meet you."
    Jesus: "..."
    Me: "So...what line of work are you in?"

    com-pas-sion (n.) [ME. & OFr. <LL. (Ec.) compassio, sympathy < compassus, pp. of compati, to feel pity < L. com-, together + pali, to suffer] sorrow for the sufferings or trouble of another or others, accompanied by an urge to help; deep sympathy; pity

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    Hahaha, I found that rater funny...
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    The first thing I would ask him is "Are you proud of me?"

    The next thing I would ask him is, "Could you please clarify to certain denominations and individuals that you were serious about that whole 'Judge not lest ye be judged, love your neighbor as yourself, God is love...' thing?"

    Seriously.

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    Who knows, I might just ask him if he wanted a cup of tea but seriously I don't think I could frame my lack of understanding into a coherent question. Perhaps I would ask if the world made sense to him. I'd find it pretty comforting if it did because it makes none to me.

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    Hehe, Dapper...
    Sorry, it just made me smile.
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    "My Lord."

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    I simply would ask him why was he silent seeing things of miseries with no concerns.

    “Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity and devotion have lost their original nature””

    “If water derives lucidity from stillness, how much more the faculties of the mind! The mind of the sage, being in repose, becomes the mirror of the universe, the speculum of all creation.

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    1st thing: "Thank you."
    2nd thing: "I'm sorry."
    "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." - C.S. Lewis

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    "tell me everything"..uh
    Who I am.

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    I was thinking about this for a while.
    There's nothing to say, really.

    The more I thought, the more I realized there's no way god exists, which leads me to thinking, if he was real and if I saw him, I wouldn't believe it was him.

    Sad, really.

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    I would say, " hi there, sexy."
    "Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."

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