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    The PAM uses toothpaste to touch up those stubborn hair strands " .... A little dab'll do ya ..."
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    PAM doesn't even care about those stubborn hair strands!

    And Pen, I don't get it...
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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    Angry

    OMG Pen I googled it!

    So am I Mary Ann, Annie, Elisabeth, Catharine, or Mary Jane???
    I'm insulted!!
    Last edited by Anza; 01-29-2008 at 02:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anza View Post
    OMG Pen I googled it!

    So am I Mary Ann, Annie, Elisabeth, Catharine, or Mary Jane???
    I'm insulted!!
    I was thinking more along the lines of the chappie who offed them, never caught you know--what if he were a She and the She were the PAM, eh? Wasnae insulting your virtue but perhaps your murderous intent...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM makes underwear out of her old hats. I'm so creative, huh?
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    The PAM pours ketchup in her boots just to feel her toes squishy squashy when she walks ...
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    The PAM walks in an uneasy manner because her heels have problems,.

    "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise."

    -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    The PAM's avatar is going to keep me up tonight O_O
    No day but today



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    The PAM pours cornflakes in their coffee for added crunch ...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Yum yum!

    The PAM has anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching her.
    No day but today



    -God is real, unless proclaimed integer-

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    How did you know this!

    [I skate at the pond that WAS for these guys, but they'll be back once it warms up... ha ha!]

    PAM fears that people will find out that they sleep with their socks on ...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    The PAM fears that people will find out what she dosen't have on when she sleeps!
    Some of us laugh
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    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    [that would be a complete snowsuit, lined with the thickest polar fleece that money can buy ... you see, it is so cold that the windows are frosted on both sides]

    The PAM thinks still that the moon is made of cheese...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    PAM does, too, and is saving up to go to the moon and eat the cheese
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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