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    the pam doesn't trust pirates, shame!
    Shall these bones live?

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    The PAM walks up to random strangers and asks them to pull her finger.
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    PAm pulls the fingure but is the first to fart.... *evil laugh*
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    The PAM needs to carry extra tissues with her, for the very reason cited above...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    If she can find any unruined by the PAM's huge power-puff. Such a power-puff for such a small nose!
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    PAM licks his butterknives...
    If we were in 1800's England, that would have actually been an insult...
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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    PAM is queen of bathroom
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    *Gasp!*
    PAM is a bully and a feeling-hurter!
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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    ouch!!! :bawl:

    it was just a joke! PAM is bully herself!!!! *sticks tung out*
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    The PAM's favorite food is sardine flavored donuts.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    When the PAM orders pizza, she eats the toppings and throws the rest away. Is that even an insult?
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletproofDork View Post
    When the PAM orders pizza, she eats the toppings and throws the rest away. Is that even an insult?
    Not really....


    The PAM paints flowers all over herself in anticpation of insurance men.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    The PAM uses her lipstick as war paint.


    That was what I wanted to do, actually. Paint my face with lipstick, but my mom said that it wouldn't come out easily, so that's when I decided to go with the paint.
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    PAM is on the Black Pearl and didn't invite me!
    If it's worth complaining about, it's completely worth doing yourself!

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    Being a Dragon at least bound to a Dragon, PAM, I WAS around in 1800's England, and I refuse to utter the insult I could only to tell you it centers on the year 1888 in Whitechaple...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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