It's an all out, no bars held Martian invasion of the Lit-net.
Behold, they sent their most famous philosopher, Buckheart Snoreasy and he will explain the fundamentals of thread building on the premise of polls and sensible subjects.
"So you take one thread, fill it with lots of users, give a good shake and then once all the parameters are set and we take a few days to discuss the subject of eternal damnation in the eyes of cute little penguins, we can all...."
*SNORE*
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
Penguins!!!
youve let the penguins in, run for cover.. or atleast invest in an ant penguin helmet!
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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No. My tinfoil hat keeps them out.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Originally Posted by papayahed
(but he isnt trying to keep out penguins...)
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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but doesnt it give you hat hair?
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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Well yes, but it's better then the alternative.but doesnt it give you hat hair?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
*faints*
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"BONK BONK"
er? what penguin?that was just me going 'bonk'.. testing my vocal cords, you know?
this should come as no surprise to anyone, but I don't have a clue as to what this thread is about but I am trying to have an even higher post count so I am going to post here just to let you know that I know that I don't know what is going on
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
i don't have the faintest idea, either, Shalot............
BONK
And yet I must join in the conversation anyway and discuss the validity of Buckheart Snoreasy claims...
( mornig all)
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
And then people say that my Platypus thread was stupid and useless. I certainly have a lot more to learn about this human species, I am at a loss.
My penguin is named "Chilly Willy From Piccadilly" not to be confused with either "Chilly Willy From East Side Philly" nor "Chile Frilly, Penguin Hillbilly" U got that right....cowbell
"I am glad to learn my friend that you had not yet submitted yourself to any of the mouldy laws of Literature."
-John Muir
"My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light"
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
It's like Buckheart Snoreasy said in his book on the dynamics of space philosophy according to brooding superheroes.
"You either occupy a spot in space-time, or the villain is going to have a field day at the office."
There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!
what kind of philosopher is Buckheart Snoreasy? has he ventured into philosophy of language? what would he say about a sentence such as:
The penguin was singing in the garden.
????
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