Lote-Tree's Fan Club

[LadyW]

But it's gets embarrasing to defeat you over and over again
It's like taking candy from a kid ;-(

Ah you see ladies an gentlemen, this is Lotes defence mechanism right here. The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt

But please come back when you are free. I don't want to jepordise anything important you may be doing

Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote

[Lote-Tree]

The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt

I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets

Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote

Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance it will show you no mercy ;-)

[LadyW]

I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets

Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.

Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance it will show you no mercy ;-)

Lote, you have a very floppy lance that is an average size

[Jane Jane]

I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.

What are the requirements , if I may be so bold as to ask, to being an actual bona-fide fan of this mystical personage.
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club? I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears.

[Lote-Tree]

I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.

Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person

Just kiddin off course

But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread

But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful

What are the requirements,

Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything

Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club?

Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement

We take nothing seriously here except Humour

I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears.

Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread

[LadyW]

Unfortunately this witty banter will be rather one sided (and on your part).
Lote is a "special" little tree

[Lote-Tree]

Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.

Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet?

[LadyW]

Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet?

Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish. I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.

[Lote-Tree]

Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish.

I guess it's due to you having to carry around those heavy books caused your feet grow large?

I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.

I am not suprised. I am scared too. And I have not even see your feet

[Jane Jane]

Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person

Just kiddin off course

But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread

But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful



Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything



Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement

We take nothing seriously here except Humour



Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread

Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle. You ARE a charmer, I will say that .
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot. I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year. But I shall do my best.
I have been readin' the rest of you and at least YOU ALL for sure are hilarious, thoughtful, and terribly intelligent. But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.

[Jane Jane]

Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly. I love it and so I took the name and say it twice to emphasize the fact . That is hilarious, 'are you forgetful.' I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb.

[Lote-Tree]

Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle.

Ha ha ha That imagery sounds fantastic (I hope in that six hundred there is Jessica Alba, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie etc ) because I love both trees and women ;-)

You ARE a charmer, I will say that.

Nay. Just an amuser ;-)

Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot.

You love ya feets? A foot fetish'ist?

I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)

Blimey lassie! - why on earth for

And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year.

He he

But don't worry when he get's married he will know exactly how to wear a apron ;-)

But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.

Bueno! And all humour is special

Humour is the Sun that drives the winter from the human face

Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly.

Ah I see. You rescuing her from this shamefulness with Double Jane's - how original

I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb.

My dear mum had a difficult birth with me alas... :-(

But I making it up for it with humour

[LadyW]

Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame
How are you doing then kiddo?
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]

[Lote-Tree]

Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame
How are you doing then kiddo?
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]

Ah LadyW...you again! ...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat


But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery

Welcome!

Lance at ready!

[LadyW]

Ah LadyW...you again! ...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat
But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery
Welcome!
Lance at ready!

So pleased to see me are you not?

I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.
I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way

Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...