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    The PAM uses black magic maker to define their eyebrows, much like groucho marx.
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    the pam !IS! groucho marx.

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    pam has a heart shaped like the symbol of a heart ♥....weird. :P

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    PAM tried to hold her eyelids open with toothpicks, much like she saw in a cartoon. However .... that is NOT how you stay awake, PAM!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    PAM makes wee little children stay up by using toothpicks to open their eyelids. Torture is bad, PAM, BAAAD...

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    PAM was practicing opera in the hopes that her new note could shatter the wineglasses, just to prove herself..... Ummmm, the wineglasses shattered alright, but it was because they MIGHT have been tossed .... at .... someone ....
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    Wow, that's not very unrealistic, y'know
    PAM was showing off her mad skating skills on the frozen pond, but cracked the ice while attempting to do the triple axle.

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    While attempting to do the triple axle, I did indeed crack the ice, but it is good that you were there to block my fall. Hope you dressed warm as the pond is quite chilly beneath the ice....
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazefest456 View Post
    the someone would make the Grandpa sun make room for Grandma moon..GAH! so many implications!
    PAM's distracting grandma moon...meanie
    IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



    i dont know how to insult the pam

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



    i dont know how to insult the pam
    Easy, ie.: The PAM eats boogers.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    the pam collects boogers in tiny little plastic ziploc bags and labels them by date.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Pam has a bad hair day every day. So she uses booger-gel to try to fix it.

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    The PAM wipes his head with a dishcloth and cleans it with Mr. Muscle
    Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.

    Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



    i dont know how to insult the pam
    I'm sorry, my crazy thoughts are never clear....I was making reference to Pen's poem where the grandpa sun makes room for the grandma moon...and I kept thinking of that and then I saw you avatar, and *poof* I started calling the faerie a distraction for grandma moon... I'm sorry I'm very stupid ...

    PAM was rockin' inside a barn (why?) and a cow was so happy that it tipped the lantern and started the Great Chicago Fire

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    Aha... I just knew someone had been secretly watching the concert I staged in a barn for the benefit of the tired cows. Admit it, craze, I heard you rooting.
    Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.

    Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."

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