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  • I love Lote-Tree

    8 25.00%
  • I hate Lote-Tree

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  • I love and hate Lote-Tree

    3 9.38%
  • Who is Lote-Tree?

    2 6.25%
  • What is a Lote-Tree?

    6 18.75%
  • Lote-Tree is just guy you know

    2 6.25%
  • Lote-Tree is harmless

    5 15.63%
  • Lote-Tree loves me

    3 9.38%
  • Lote-Tree is J K Rowling in disguise

    3 9.38%
  • Lote-Tree is reincarnation of Faulkner

    0 0%
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  1. #256
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    How are you today, Lote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets America View Post
    Oh No Lote! Don't go, I had a gift for you!
    Enjoy!
    Thanks Sweetie that was nice of you

    Oh Lote, someday the bed on which she is will be YOUR BED!!!
    I shall have to console with that ;-(

    Oh, another suggestion: it would be nice if you could take one pic of you in the nude so that I can send it to Jess.
    I think it would be improper. She is having a baby!



    Quote Originally Posted by LadyW View Post
    At least get his lance censored.
    That's a very good idea! We don't want women fainting over it



    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets America View Post
    His lance?! I thought it was a needle?
    Now now Sweetie no need for Envy! Freud was all wrong

    Firstly, what do you mean "we"? Hahaha I am not going anywhere near Lote's lance, I shall leave the covering up to you dear
    I see your one of the "I fancy your Lance" but "I will not Admit it type"

    Lote? Lote? While you are currently sleeping, Jess is waiting for you, ready to be shown your wonderful horse-riding talents.
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/...4a283e6329.jpg
    Which film is that pic from?

    Quote Originally Posted by stephofthenight View Post
    ah-ha so the almighty lote has reviled his weakness, that could be fun
    Sadly we all have our weaknesses :-(

    she is to free spirited to be tamed.
    Don't worry lassie. She will be tamed. I have a cunning plan for taming LadyW

    and i do not have time for video games running a farm, and doing school, working at the church and taking college classes. no time for games sorry to dissapoint you lote maybe ill go get a wii and try this game out. lol.
    You are one busy women! How do you still manage to find time and come on to this forum?

    By the way average age of gamers is 35 these days. So it's no longer a kid's stuff

    and well erm, i just cant see it doll... what kind of horses? what was there specialty? racing or show? sorry i love horses...
    They were race horses. It was long time ago. I was about 5. she used to race them in the yearly harvest festival...I used to be dead scared of them!

    I GOT IT!!!! its perfect...
    the likness is stunning!!! hairyness and all! jk jk lote
    But lassie I am completely hairless

    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmelon View Post
    How are you today, Lote?
    Morning Lastmelon. I am fine thanks and you?
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    Morning Lastmelon. I am fine thanks and you?
    I'm alright. I have a cold, but who cares?
    What are your plans for tonight, New Year's Eve? Anything fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmelon View Post
    I'm alright. I have a cold, but who cares?
    Cold? that's too bad! I go nuts when I get a cold :-(

    Who cares? We do lassie we do here

    What are your plans for tonight, New Year's Eve? Anything fun?
    The usual Count Down to the New Year and fireworks

    And making Resolutions that I will not ever keep
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    The usual Count Down to the New Year and fireworks

    And making Resolutions that I will not ever keep
    What resolutions will be un-kept for next year then?
    I never keep them either, so maybe I won't make any this year.

    I've only been able to keep them once, when I wanted to stop biting my nails, but that was a long time ago, and since then.. I've not kept a single one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmelon View Post
    What resolutions will be un-kept for next year then?
    Be a nice person mainly

    Improve myself.
    Pass my English Exam.
    Write a book.
    Finish my drawings and paintings.
    Resume my keyboard playing.
    Write a piece of music.
    Learn to play a simple melody on the Violin.
    Improve my Badminton and Squash playing
    Win the Nobel Prize
    Build a space rocket.
    Journey to Mars
    Be the Prime Minister of the UK
    Take over the world...etc etc...etc..
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    Be a nice person mainly

    Improve myself.
    Pass my English Exam.
    Write a book.
    Finish my drawings and paintings.
    Resume my keyboard playing.
    Write a piece of music.
    Learn to play a simple melody on the Violin.
    Improve my Badminton and Squash playing
    Win the Nobel Prize
    Build a space rocket.
    Journey to Mars
    Be the Prime Minister of the UK
    Take over the world...etc etc...etc..
    Should be too hard! Can I join you in taking over the world?
    I have a fork I could use as a weapon, and fight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    That's a very good idea! We don't want women fainting over it
    After a strenuous fit of laughter caused by the abnormally small size.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    I see your one of the "I fancy your Lance" but "I will not Admit it type"
    Ha-ha-ha! There's a type with that title? No Lote, I donot "fancy your lance" you can sleep soundly tonight.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    Which film is that pic from?
    Sin City... more serious acting.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    Don't worry lassie. She will be tamed. I have a cunning plan for taming LadyW
    Ah good, I can hardly wait!
    Tell me, when will you execute this plan?


    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    They were race horses. It was long time ago. I was about 5.
    Back in the 1800's...
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmelon View Post
    Should be too hard! Can I join you in taking over the world?
    You into Taking Over the World?

    I have a fork I could use as a weapon, and fight!
    Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan
    Put your money where your mouth is dear Lote
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyW View Post
    After a strenuous fit of laughter caused by the abnormally small size.
    My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die


    No Lote, I donot "fancy your lance" you can sleep soundly tonight.
    As I said Freud was wrong! But admission is the first part to a cure

    Tell me, when will you execute this plan?
    If I tell you it now - it won't be cunning would it
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die
    Rest assured, I am not going anywhere Lote-Tree. I told you before, I am like the terminator I embody all the charms of Arnie hehehe.
    Yes you would be all alone with your lance and no doubt your skills would faulter due to lack of practice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    If I tell you it now - it won't be cunning would it
    I suppose so...
    I am rather excited though, it should be highly amusing to watch your efforts Lote.
    I just hope you donot dissappoint me
    "Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
    Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    You into Taking Over the World?

    Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan
    I'd love to take over the world. I'd want to be a boombastic woman that everyone's scared of (cause noone is now!). But I'd want to do some fork-fighting, so please allow some of that in your plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die
    Oh, I would still be there, Dear Lote. Plus all your fan club would be there. We would help you to prepare your lance for the encounter with Jessica. Aren't we nice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyW View Post
    Rest assured, I am not going anywhere Lote-Tree.
    A good! More fun to be had

    I told you before, I am like the terminator I embody all the charms of Arnie hehehe.
    I am Wolverine. I instantly heal Miss Terminator

    Yes you would be all alone with your lance and no doubt your skills would faulter due to lack of practice.
    I build a replica of you from cardboard boxes or if you are lucky build a robot that resembles you


    I am rather excited though, it should be highly amusing to watch your efforts Lote.
    Always

    I just hope you donot dissappoint me
    If you are then it must be yourself to blame



    Quote Originally Posted by thelastmelon View Post
    I'd love to take over the world.
    You are serious aren't you? O my god! And you got a cat already! Villainy and cats go hand in hand

    I'd want to be a boombastic woman that everyone's scared of (cause noone is now!).
    I am now lastmelon

    But I'd want to do some fork-fighting, so please allow some of that in your plan.
    Perhaps you can use it on LadyW?
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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