I love Lote-Tree
I hate Lote-Tree
I love and hate Lote-Tree
Who is Lote-Tree?
What is a Lote-Tree?
Lote-Tree is just guy you know
Lote-Tree is harmless
Lote-Tree loves me
Lote-Tree is J K Rowling in disguise
Lote-Tree is reincarnation of Faulkner
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"
Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Oh No Lote! Don't go, I had a gift for you!
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Enjoy!![]()
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Lol, but she looks good I think. I'm sure he will appreciate my gift.![]()
Oh Lote, someday the bed on which she is will be YOUR BED!!! You will tell us how it goes, eh??![]()
Oh, another suggestion: it would be nice if you could take one pic of you in the nude so that I can send it to Jess.![]()
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
But, But! What a question! Of course she was thinking of The Great Lote when she took that picture!This is obvious. You can see she is already drooling and waiting for him.
His lance?! I thought it was a needle?We should have no problem hiding it behind a blanket.
And, with some luck, if it's a little cold, we won't even need any blanket.
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Pfff, when I think that this damn Lote left just when I was offering him a present! I should offer it to someone else!![]()
Ah yes you can just see it in her glazed over eyes...
Firstly, what do you mean "we"? Hahaha I am not going anywhere near Lote's lance, I shall leave the covering up to you dear
I doubt we shall need a blanket or the cold...
(Very funny by the way Sweets, you had me laughing there =])
Send it to another fool who has joined the Jessica Alba band wagon...
I'm sure it will become very useful...
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"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Oh come on! You can help me to take that damn picture! You won't even SEE Lote's needle, I promise.It is just a very very thin needle, not a long snake!
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Ah, I cannot send the Jess pic to another fool because Lote would never forgive me, and then he would ban me from his fan club and I would never get this autograph from him.![]()
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Lote? Lote? While you are currently sleeping, Jess is waiting for you, ready to be shown your wonderful horse-riding talents.![]()
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Oh Lote, can you see how she wants you already????![]()
I will comply only after extreme physical torture and even then I request a blindfold, the only part I shall play is the pressing of the camera button. Once he is dressed I will then be expecting 3 free whacks with my book. Deal?
As it happens, Lote is scared of snakes so it is a good job he has his needle in place of this.
Jessica is actually throwing up in a toilet right now due to morning sicknessmuch to your delight eh Lote?
Awwh Sweets, you shall get your autograph one day, of that I am sure. Lote has a forgiving soul does he not?
See you tomorrow.
Nitenite.
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Eheheh.Ok, I will prepare Lote and the cover and you will press the camera button. We have to take a great picture. But, since we all know that Lote is wonderfully handsome, it should be ok.
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So you want to whack him? Ok...but not too hard. Do not forget that he is a very fragile little tree. This is nice that you want to do that only when he is dressed, because I am not sure that a red butt would have looked nice on the picture.![]()
Also please do NOT steal his clothes while he is naked. But...now that I think about it, it shouldn't be a problem to him since he said that people usually walk naked around where he lives.![]()
I know Lote is a forgiving soul. This is one of his numerous qualities.I'll have to remember to tell that to Jessica.
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I'm going to bed too. See you tomorrow!
hmmph! that is a matter of opinon...
ah-ha so the almighty lote has reviled his weakness, that could be fun![]()
no you only think you saved her from book whacking, you see she is realy just waiting in the dark to whack you once you let your guard down, she is to free spirited to be tamed.
lol maybe, maybe not... ill call u unwise and forgive you when you let YOUR guard down and YOU get whacked with a book. lol.
and i do not have time for video games running a farm, and doing school, working at the church and taking college classes. no time for games sorry to dissapoint you lotemaybe ill go get a wii and try this game out.
lol.
and well erm, i just cant see it doll... what kind of horses? what was there specialty? racing or show? sorry i love horses...
I GOT IT!!!! its perfect...
the likness is stunning!!! hairyness and all!jk jk lote
yeah we have morning service on sundays from 8-12 and night service on sunday and wendsday from 6-9
"Be careful of quotes you find on the internet, they may not always be true" -Abraham Lincon-
"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
Yes, the whacking shall only take place if he is fully clothed
I shall resist the temptation!
By the way I hope you are willing to provide the funds for my mental therapy after we have completed this project.
Hehe... I wonder, Lote what are you like with the kids?
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"Then I feel, Harry, that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer's day"
Oscar Wilde [The Picture of Dorian Gray]