Ask Bakiryu!

[Bakiryu]

How do I get my sister to stop watching LOTR?

*GASP!* EVIL! AWAY WITH YE! why don't you join her instead? or if that fails buy her an island sized replica of Middle Earth with her own living Boromir.

Bakiryu, I have a question for you, that deals with the travelling bob seller.
What would bob's life do, if he were to meet you? That is my question, a simple query, easy on the ears and hard on the buttocks, resting on a patient stone, awaiting your answer.

Well, while I do not know Bob or his chances of ever meeting me I suppose he would ask me something I do not know the answer of just to be annoying, like some people

[andave_ya]

Ryu, how can I get my sister to give me an island sized replica of Middle-earth with my own living Boromir for Christmas?

Goodness, that'd be dirty. Bring in the whole family; they'll be my chaperones. Aragorn, Faramir, Galadriel, Eowyn, Eomer, Elrond, Arwen, Legolas and Gimli (ONLY cuz they're part of Middle-earth.) Oh, and the hobbits. All four of them.

[Bakiryu]

Ryu, how can I get my sister to give me an island sized replica of Middle-earth with my own living Boromir for Christmas?

Goodness, that'd be dirty. Bring in the whole family; they'll be my chaperones. Aragorn, Faramir, Galadriel, Eowyn, Eomer, Elrond, Arwen, Legolas and Gimli (ONLY cuz they're part of Middle-earth.) Oh, and the hobbits. All four of them.

tell her that if she does you WILL stop watching LOTR !

I wish i had a Middle-Earth replica of my own too

[AimusSage]

Well, while I do not know Bob or his chances of ever meeting me I suppose he would ask me something I do not know the answer of just to be annoying, like some people

Alas, your answer begets more questions, answer me the following questions if you so please:
Who are these 'Some people' you refer to?
Why would Bob choose to annoy you?
What is it you do not know the answer to?
Where is Bob going, if not to you?
When did you first realize you do not know bob?

If you answer me these questions, I will not ask you the questions again. Promise

[toni]

Dear Bakiryu.

I should have done a poetry reading at my school program but was too chicken to do so What do I do next time I feel chicken-ish? My friends and I think I passed up an opportunity.

Love, Toni

[Bakiryu]

Dear Bakiryu.

I should have done a poetry reading at my school program but was too chicken to do so What do I do next time I feel chicken-ish? My friends and I think I passed up an opportunity.

Love, Toni

Toni, you'll never conquer your fears if you don't confront them, next time stand up, and even if you're afraid just do what you went there to do. It would also help you to practice your public speaking skills for when another opportunity presents itself.

Who are these 'Some people' you refer to?

A clan of igneous pygmies up in the mountain

Why would Bob choose to annoy you?

because the great overlord known as "THE AUTHOR" of Bob's story wrote it down to paper.

What is it you do not know the answer to?

Too many things to write down. The list would reach around the world three hundred thrice.

Where is Bob going, if not to you?

To the same place to where all the other Bob's from all other dimensions are going, their writers haven't yet decided but if they'd tell me, I'll let you know.

When did you first realize you do not know bob?

When I first heard about him on the sunday's news.

[Granny5]

Dear Bakiryu.
I've been out of touch for a few days and am trying to catch up on posts. I think I must have missed something about a bob seller???? What's that?
Also, was there anything else I need to know?
Thanks!
Granny

[Bakiryu]

Dear Bakiryu.
I've been out of touch for a few days and am trying to catch up on posts. I think I must have missed something about a bob seller???? What's that?
Also, was there anything else I need to know?
Thanks!
Granny

a bob seller, eh?

I haven't heard about Aimus selling any bobs
You didn't miss much granny but If I was you I'd make M-hubbard, Poppy and Bailey tell ya.

[Granny5]

Thanks Bakiryu,
One more question...How old is too old for a tattoo?

[Bakiryu]

Thanks Bakiryu,
One more question...How old is too old for a tattoo?

You're never too old for a tattoo!

As long as it looks good of course, saggy, stretchy skin is a sign you shouldn't really get it.

[Granny5]

You're never too old for a tattoo!

As long as it looks good of course, saggy, stretchy skin is a sign you shouldn't really get it.

Best answer yet!

[Pensive]

Tell me what to do with a chocolate bar which keeps on having injuries on its body as much as I eat it? Why can't it be everlasting?

[Bakiryu]

Tell me what to do with a chocolate bar which keeps on having injuries on its body as much as I eat it? Why can't it be everlasting?

stuff would be very boring if it was everlasting. besides, it would occupy too much space!

Can you imagine walking around with a 50 feet long chocolate bar?

[toni]

Dear Baki, thank you for your advice.. Your point is well taken. I am now browsing through your deviantart, which, I must say is very impressive! rock on!

[Pensive]

stuff would be very boring if it was everlasting. besides, it would occupy too much space!

Can you imagine walking around with a 50 feet long chocolate bar?

How about if we manage space to be everlasting? What do you think about how we can do that?