The pam's face scares monkeys to death!
The pam's face scares monkeys to death!
Shall these bones live?
PAM once tried to jump over a clothesline under the influence of her rock music.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Which was mild compared to what the PAM does under the influence of her own rock music...CENSORED!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
the pam is a pen which!!!!! never gets old.
the pam has such little brains that she hasn't realized YET this is the INSULT PAM thread.
Shall these bones live?
The PAM eats boogers.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM has a collection of boogers under the front seat of her car (Kleenex PAM)
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
From the evidence of her atvar, I deduce that the PAM has been shaking her family tree again...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
What is PAM to do? His family tree has already been shaken millions of years ago...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM is a blond in disguise.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
PAM has no idea how smart blonds actually are...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
As the PAM is so obviously dark haired, how would she be an authority on the intelligence of blondes?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Poor PAM, I don't even suppose he knows of hair any longer... having lost his last strand several years ago...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Is there an optometrist in the house? The PAM cannot see!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
PAM, next time you go to eat turkey, remember that it must be COOKED, COOKED I say!
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
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