Tax write offs
Xbox or Wii?
Tax write offs
Xbox or Wii?
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I'm 47. Neither. Get out the torches and pitchforks to chase the heretic!
Mac or PC?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
PC
Linux or Windows?
Windows
Optical mouse or touch pad?
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optical - I haven't quite mastered the touch pad. Don't really have the patience for it.
wrinkled or mis-matched?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
wrinkled.
ironed or pleated?
Shall these bones live?
ironed
flipflops or crocs?
flip flops
dunkin donuts or Krispy Kreme?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Dunkin Donuts
Soccer or basketball?
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Basketball. Wish I could still play!
Most Likely to Succeed or Class Clown?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Class Clown.![]()
too hot or too cold?
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
too hot
peanuts or almonds?
love
getting a new car or going on a free vacation for a week
"You may win some, you may lose some, but you'll never be there again"
getting a new car because my life would be a vacation then
drinking wine or eating fruit or laughing?