Red Sox :]
Red Sox :]
Philly...is gambling allowed here?
The comments in Pon and Zi fansite are soooo long.............. *zzzz*
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
I should finish my work... I should finish my work... I should finish my work... correctly, correctly, correctly!!!
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My sister wakes up at 5am everyday just because it takes her 2 hours to "get ready for school"(!) T__T That's just plain wrong... back when I was her age.![]()
Why am I online AGAIN????
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
A little more time and I will be one of the happiest people on Earth!
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Dear Lord,
Please create a situation in which it is necessary to postpone the trig test. It will have to be some kind of outside mini-disaster (nothing major, no deaths or injuries) that closes campus for a day because we all know that Instructor Uptight won't budge from his precious schedule, even though the previous mini-disaster closed school down and kept us out one day last week, (which means we shouldn't be having the test this week, but Instructor Uptight doesn't see it that way). Maybe he could have an emergency at work or maybe he will have a flat tire at 5:15 and his cell phone will be dead, so he can't call a tow truck and he's stuck on the highway until 6:30 (at which time we are all permitted to leave according to the school handbook). I am sure you will think of something in your wisdom. Maybe Instructor Uptight will come to his senses and realize that this test is coming too early considering all that has happened.
If that's not to be, then please make Instructor Uptight select reasonable questions that came from the homework that i know how to answer and that he covered in the review and not the usual brainteaser-pulled-from-his- arse- "fun"-questions that he's so fond of.
Thank you Lord, Amen.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should
pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home...
haha, just another Simple Plan song. But really, that's exactly what I'm thinking right now.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Patience is a virtue.
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I dont want to go to see the gastroentrologist!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
Hello everyone! I am bored!![]()
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My result which is good. I made it well!
The source of any bad writing is the desire to be something more than a person of sense--the straining to be thought a genius. If people would say what they have to say in plain terms, how much eloquent they would be.
-S.T COLERIDGE
I'm not bored anymore! In fact, I'm a little energetic.
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