Pretty lazy day...
Pretty lazy day...
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I caught a Lizard today. All I needed was a styrofoam cup and a piece of paper - take that all you hunters.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Boys are stupid. Wow, they bother me.
Why must women scream in my ear (when cheering) or hug me and squeal
Shall these bones live?
I hate to iron, I love to sew, but the whole ironing part just drives me crazy. Why do I quilt as a hobby again?????
Even the freaks need love. (Thanks to Bakiryu!)
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Rofl! yes, everyone needs love.
Pigs might fly. . .I read this in a book somewhere, and I just can't keep it out of my mind.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
It would really stink if somehow my earring got caught on something and ripped out of my ear.
Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
It does suck. I once had a hoop on the top of my ear. It was ripped out. Now I have a gimped up ear.Originally Posted by Weisinheimer
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
why wasn't it sewn't back togheter?
and why can't I spell the word together properly?
Shall these bones live?
Fame is fleeting. I took so much work to be the last person to post on all threads on the first page and it's gone in a moment..
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Fifty four Galleons and twenty six Sickles.
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How did it happen?
Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
The s isn't working right
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