pam is so ditsy she hasn't realized this is the INSULT PAM THREAD! (no matter how many times I tell her.)
pam is so ditsy she hasn't realized this is the INSULT PAM THREAD! (no matter how many times I tell her.)
Shall these bones live?
Pam probably knows good 'Picong'
In Trinidad [Caribbean] there's a type of Calypso called 'Picong'. Two people on stage sing improvisations of insults to one another. The trick is to stay calm, and take it in good humour. The first one to be offended is the loser...so this is similar to that!
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
(Oooh that's so cool. Back in havana we have something similar but it's more wirh rhyming insults. Called Controversia)
Pam is an old n00b! Been here longer than I am yet only 29 posts! *le gasp!*
Shall these bones live?
Lesee I got this down straight, The PAM is a "legal drug"? And I thought I'd got into some weird stuff back in the 70's...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
How's that an insult? 'd be like if I called you the last son of camelot, and expect you to start crying... but then, I can't bring myself to insult PAM.
The PAM has webbed toes.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM uses the toes to eat pop-corn
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
The PAM eats pop-corn from her dog's bowl.
the pam wears her dog's bowl as a hat and alpo as face cream
Last edited by Shalot; 10-05-2007 at 06:57 PM.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The PAM wouldn't know...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
the PAM wouldn't know either, he just pretends to
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
the pam knows too much yet nothing she just pretends that she knows she doesn't know!
Shall these bones live?
the pam is a legal drug from the tardis!!!!!!!!!
The PAM coats her neighbor in peanut butter.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
PAM did such a hard disco dance that her pants fell down.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
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