Thread: Pam

**amalia1985** · 10-04-2007, 02:22 PM

The PAM uses his father's collectable sword to cut his rope-like hair...
(...that's silly, but bare with me...)

***Classic*Charm*** · 10-04-2007, 02:23 PM

The PAM went shopping for a sword but all the store would give him was a butter knife.

**amalia1985** · 10-04-2007, 02:25 PM

The PAM ,though, doesn't use a knife. What are fingers for, after all?

**BibliophileTRJ** · 10-04-2007, 02:53 PM

The PAM KNOWS what fingers are for...... nose picking... and she practices OFTEN!!

**papayahed** · 10-04-2007, 03:39 PM

The PAM nose picks also, but unlike amalia he likes to keep his "little treasures" in a jar on his nightstand.

**amalia1985** · 10-04-2007, 04:41 PM

The jar is so precious that the PAM never cleans the nightstand. Imagine if the jar breaks...

**BibliophileTRJ** · 10-04-2007, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by papayahed

The PAM nose picks also, but unlike amalia he likes to keep his "little treasures" in a jar on his nightstand.

Keep them!?..... I don't have that much self-control.... I EAT 'EM RIGHT AWAY!

Nothing is tastier than the elusive Sinus Oyster!!

**Bakiryu** · 10-04-2007, 05:13 PM

Pam is not really a person but a walrus with a human brain!

**NikolaiI** · 10-04-2007, 05:17 PM

Pam is an awful singer!

**amalia1985** · 10-04-2007, 05:20 PM

PAM doesn't like to sing because of the eating-pebbles habbit

**NikolaiI** · 10-04-2007, 05:21 PM

PAM eats pebbles, too...she can't accept that she's not a bird.

**Bakiryu** · 10-04-2007, 05:24 PM

Pam lives on a tent and tells everyone it's a mansion. *bad pam!

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**NikolaiI** · 10-04-2007, 05:26 PM

The PAM called the bearded lady a man, and got twisted into a pretzel.

**Shurtugal** · 10-04-2007, 06:56 PM

PAM complains that people get him misked up for a girl... so for the solution he makes a girl avie.

**greenlake** · 10-04-2007, 11:06 PM

pam has a pix of her fav actor and a fairie that is my neighborly friend.