The PAM wears flipflops on her head and her fancy hat on her feet.
The PAM wears flipflops on her head and her fancy hat on her feet.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
PAM uses broken pencils. . . . . . .
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
PAM has lost her pencils.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM doesn't worry about lost pencils; since she's also lost her marbles!
PAM is suffering a short-term memory loss.
Click here to take the stupidity test.
If only were short-term...... that would mean that I could remember eventually...but I never do!Originally Posted by Gadget Girl
The PAM needs a map so that her food can find it's way to her mouth from her plate.
The PAM doesn't need a map as he just lifts the plate to his mouth and scoops in the food.. Why use utensils?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM combs her hair with a fork a la Little Mermaid
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
What is this "utensils" thing you mentioned??
The PAM doesn't trim her hair..... she just chews it off when it gets long enough to reach her mouth.
The PAM chews off his toe and finger nails, no need for clippers when "Gnawy" is around.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM eats her toenails for dinner.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
The PAM lets her toenails groooooooooow really long so that she has plenty of food to eat.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
PAM mind is like his/her is like avie, it never quite ends, but gets smaller and smaller.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
PAM's mind is filled with thoughts way too unreal.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM did not do her homework BAD PAM
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
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