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    Wearing a vegetable!! BulletproofDork's Avatar
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    Why is everybody making fun of my avvie? I think he's cute.

    PAM has swallowed a bug, hence the avatar. *sticks tounge out*
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletproofDork View Post
    Why is everybody making fun of my avvie? I think he's cute.

    PAM has swallowed a bug, hence the avatar. *sticks tounge out*
    because you're new and I don't know what else to make fun of you about.

    your avatar is very funny actually, and I like it.

    Now back to the game: the PAM collects old band-aids.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    The PAM is so cheap she buys used teabags.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    The PAM is so cheap she waits for it to rain so she can shower! The truth this is!
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM is so cheap that he puts his wife on the dresser and kisses his wallet goodnight.

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    The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    The PAM is so cheap he uses used pantyhose as fishing nets, or used to anyways.
    DUH! Why do you think they're called "fishnet stockings"?
    (and I only fish with them AFTER I'm finished wearing them)

    The PAM is so evil that she doesn't have to be afraid of going to hell when she dies because The Devil is afraid she'll take over if he lets her in...... kinda like she's doing with LitNet.

    "All hail the new overlord....um ... Moderator, I mean, Moderator."

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    Yeah... Welll.... the PAM still wears bell bottoms and platform shoes, the Devil won't let him in cause the PAM dresses funny...
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    the pam can't stop breakdancing everywhere, (and she wonders why people give her weird looks!)
    Shall these bones live?

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    the PAM wouldnt know a poet if it bit her in her rear, becuase she is obviously a poet yet denies...bad pam...

    "Be careful of quotes you find on the internet, they may not always be true" -Abraham Lincon-

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    The PAM still wears diapers.....on her head!!
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    The PAM prefers to be called "Snoda" or a mix between Snoopy and Yoda, and she tires to everyone to call her that...failing that, she wishes to be called Yoopy.

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    The PAM has to carry his passport photo with him because he keeps forgetting if he is a he or the girl he dreams he is...
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
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    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    The PAM is trying to scare away all litnetters with his new avatar. (No offense, Pen, just a normal insult. )

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    PAM wonders the hall in school looking for the room on the fifth floor. Of course there are only four floors in the building. You'll never find it PAM.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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