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    nobody said it was easy barbara0207's Avatar
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    Sure, haven't you seen his footsteps behind your house?

    Question is: What was he looking for??

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    I was given to understand that the famous/infamous Patterson film, that has been declared genuine by at least some scientists, shows a female...


    With all the wild, untamed wilderness out there, why do people think they know everything that is out there?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Because otherwise they would go around worryin' and frettin', scared out of their wits ...

    But why is it that people are scared of the unknown?

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    Because they don't know what it is.

    Why are people scared of the dark?
    Out, damned spot! Out, I say!

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    well, evan though i'm not, i guess becuase you can't see yourself, so you don't think you know what your doing.

    why must we grow up, fisically that is?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    Because if we were to grow down, we'd disappear!

    Why can't dog's fly?
    Out, damned spot! Out, I say!

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    nobody said it was easy barbara0207's Avatar
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    Well, it's all in the genes, isn't it? (Hi Shurtu! )

    Why is that you grow something big and red on your chin/nose/forehead, whenever you've got an important appointment/date/appearance on stage/ ...?

    Edit: Crazy beat me to it. My answer to the 'dogs can't fly' question: Because they are too scared.

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    Because you desperately want them to remember you and one way to ensure that is by growing a huge pus-filled zit.

    If the sign says, "No shoes, No shirt, No service" does this mean that you can go in wearing shoes, a shirt and no pants and get served???? It didn't say anything about pants har har har
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    Because you desperately want them to remember you and one way to ensure that is by growing a huge pus-filled zit.

    If the sign says, "No shoes, No shirt, No service" does this mean that you can go in wearing shoes, a shirt and no pants and get served???? It didn't say anything about pants har har har
    No answer possible until we've done a proper scientific study.

    Why don't we all try?

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    Ok, but I'll blame y'all if I get sent to jail for showing up in a shirt, sandals and bikini bottoms
    Shall these bones live?

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    Why wish you luck? There is no try...

    Wouldn't you think Yoda would have figured the Sith out in 900+ years?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Why care? Let him figure it out himself

    Why is SciFi so enchanting?
    Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.

    Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."

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    Because it's so disturbing to the status quo.


    Why do cats like to sleep?
    Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
    Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?

    Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
    Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
    Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.



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    because they have nothing else to do.

    where do clouds go in the morning?
    Her heart is played like well worn strings; in her eyes the sadness sings; of one who was destined for better things.

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    To my house - to rain on me.

    Why does it always rain on me?

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