Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll?Originally Posted by Bakiryu
Recent news
Pendragon was brutally murdered. Found to his chest was a note pinned: I'm a guy!
In other news Nik, also known as Nikolai Ilyitch Goldyakin, is nowhere to be found.
Litnetters wonder why
Last edited by Pendragon; 09-12-2007 at 06:14 PM.
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
dunno. he said on his blog he had a beard, maybe he's a bearded woman who lives at circus somewhere?Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll?
Shall these bones live?
No, Nik is a HE. And his grandma is a well-published author, cool, eh?
Now, Baki, **music changes to eerie monstrous stuff**, since you were the last poster.....
Time has Come!!
A sweet girl with beautiful curly long hair was bent over her homework, working oh so hard on her French ciphering.
When all of a sudden, the window broke open, a large bird appeared and took hold of that lovely curly long hair of our Baki.
The bird up and flew out the window, Baki in tow, and over the fields and ravines they did fly..... far far away.... until the canyons were in view. The bird, in mid-flight paused to catch its breath, when..... his quarry fell down down down into the canyon.
Baki's scream could be heard for a full three minutes...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Now Kiz, who using her wizardly arts had turned into said monstrous bird flapped on the air, catching her wind when suddenly a hunter with a shotgun aimed at her heart, brought her home and ate her. Raw.
(You're right, the otters are indeed very cute. *HUGS!*)
Shall these bones live?
Baki gets killed yet again, but this time by a heart that swelled so huge in admiration for the cute otters, the YouTube video that is taking over the country!! Kiz and Baki were so bent on admiring these little sweeties that we both fell over the ramp and drowned in that very pool. With the hand-holding creatures thinking how foolish those mortals be....
OK, so we BOTH went down!! Who's up to get the two o'us??
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
well... kiz just killed herself... so, um, i'll leave it at that. (stange)
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Faith and trust and pixie dust,
Shurtu felt would make her fly.
But someone switched the dust, with a can of rust,
And on takeoff Shurtu died...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Now I am just a little confused as to the chronology of this one. Was this an act-after-the-grave or something? I came back as a zombie to avenge myself!?? But somehow he's still alive...Recent news
Pendragon was brutally murdered. Found to his chest was a note pinned: I'm a guy!
In other news Nik, also known as Nikolai Ilyitch Goldyakin, is nowhere to be found.
Litnetters wonder why
I didn't know I was supposed to correct you! Anyway, I am sorry for any embarrassment, Pen. But I loved the picture- perhaps it was just a drawing of my metaphorical feminine side? Or, as Abby says from Dharma and Greg, we're not male or female but all of us are both. That's how I see it anyway.Would someone explain why he didn't tell me when I made the paper doll?
But I am not a bearded lady, Baki!
Pen was pondering on a hill,
And wondering about his awesome will-
He wanted to know if he was brave,
And so an entertainment he gave:
As was talked before on the Net of Lit,
And wanting finally to try it,
All alone where no one could see,
No one he saw, but he did not see me-
He sat himself down and rolled down the hill,
Not thinking of how himself it might kill,
But he landed on a sharp stick in his side,
And that is how the brave Pen died.
Last edited by NikolaiI; 09-14-2007 at 02:59 PM.
wow is i who must murder PAM... nay, it is a fake plead, i quite enjoy it.
nik died when everyone found that he was the murder of pen! aye, it is true, for some unknown causes, nik killed pen. a said thing to be said, we all thought nik was a friend, but who was it that killed nik? there have been rumors that pen as a ghost of an dragon.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Shutz was killed by a crazy lit-netter (whose name shall not be written), on her wall it said: "Don't kill the only person who replies to my threads!"
Shall these bones live?
ker killed me, so i kill back! reveange. i drove the sword home and flew away, abhorred by the wickedness i just had commited. but low what is that infront of me....
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
Shurtie was lying on her living room couch, when suddenly Jeremy Sumpter(spelling?) jumped out of the wall and beheaded her.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
your cruel... you have my worst enemy come and kill me! i loath jeremy sumpter! so after i slapped jeremy as hard as i could he went flying into bulletproofdork, sending bullet into the wall. she has been unconcience ever since.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
A dark figure rose, as if the night itself had come to life. It rose before Shurtu and continued to rise as though it would tower to the very gates of heaven. A deep voice which echoed as if from the silence of the abyss called her by name. "Why did you allow me to die?"
Shurtu gasped: "Pendragon! But, I did not kill you! I destroyed the one who took your life!"
"And in doing so, allowed me to pass the Dark Gate. Dragons are immortal; we may not die. But we may not take revenge, either, or we will experience the sensation that the soul of the human we destroy for revenge has as The Reaper takes his due.
"You slew Nic for revenge on me, and I was bound to his human soul to pass that Gate a dragon must not pass. I may not kill you either, but as I return to life, for even that experience cannot break my immortality, I curse you to take the journey I have just taken. You shall taste of Death, the last breath leaving the body, the cold of the grave, the merciless Reaper, The Dark Gate, Whether you return to life is in your own hands, if you are strong, you will. I shall not kill you--The Reaper knows he is to take you along the path, not to keep you--unless you falter and your mind dies.
Now begone!"
Shurtu now faced a Hooded Skeleton with a scythe. The scythe swung...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Creepy. . . . . . .Is that a bunny?
Pendragon was sitting at his computer, on the lit net, when suddenly a big, hairy tarantula fell out of the ceiling and bit his head.
He the proceeded to become Spiderdragon, and ever since, he has been ridding the world of evil . . .chickens.
Unfortunately, Superman, mistaking him for Lex, used his laser vision on him.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
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