the PAM climbs a mountain of rocks to see the ocean.
the PAM climbs a mountain of rocks to see the ocean.
"He was nauseous with regret when he saw her face again, and when, as of yore, he pleaded and begged at her knees for the joy of her being. She understood Neal; she stroked his hair; she knew he was mad."
---Jack Kerouac, On The Road: The Original Scroll
the PAM cooks his old shoes in gravy and serves it up for dinner
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Originally Posted by Shalot
hey you forgot about the socks too.
"He was nauseous with regret when he saw her face again, and when, as of yore, he pleaded and begged at her knees for the joy of her being. She understood Neal; she stroked his hair; she knew he was mad."
---Jack Kerouac, On The Road: The Original Scroll
The PAM dresses like Gilligan on a daily basis.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the pam is a muppit from michigan. how did u find ur muppit in u?
The PAM needs fining for gross misspelling of the word "muppet"...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Better, Shurtu? It's Uncle Deadly, The Phantom of the Muppet Theater!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
The PAM has been drinking ...
A bit too much of that Curacao Blue, huh?
The pam is a GNOME! who works at a circues swallowing used socks!
Shall these bones live?
The Pam has got that wrong. It's used shoes, of course!
The Pam is afraid of eeny weeny spiders, crying "Eeeeeek, kill it, kill it!" whenever she sees one.
Only there isn't anybody around to kill it for her ...
The PAM works at the circus with the GNOME as Inspector Scok Sniffer, sniffing the socks for the GNOME to swallow. Sheeewwww
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Ha, gotcha! The Pam was way too slow this time! *dances around her computer*
the pam is in truth a giant spider, all the little spiders that stalk Baki are her kids!
Shall these bones live?
Actually two in one - snake and spider! Get the Pam, me kids! *Pam runs off screaming*
The PAM likes to scare little children and kick puppies.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
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