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    No, she is merely grinning and bearing it!

    Is it true that Oil of Olay is from Mexico?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiz_paws View Post
    No, she is merely grinning and bearing it!

    Is it true that Oil of Olay is from Mexico?
    I don't know.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    Last edited by Shalot; 08-24-2007 at 08:13 AM.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Exclamation

    A knife. Had to have something to slice it with!

    Do you get the idea that that stuff is also messing with Bob's brain, what with that idiotic grin?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    it's not really a person, it's an android

    does anyone else eat carrots as breakfast food?

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    Sure. Rabbits.

    Who on earth is BOB?

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    You know barb, Bob Upndowninthewater. Where have you been? Get with the program toots (is that how you spell that? )



    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    my mother-in-law must be the fourth person!!!


    Why don't the Viagra band invite Bob to join?
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    why don't who invite what to join?

    why did i have to pull my neck?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    well it's better than pulling your own finger I guess :shrug:

    And while we're on the subject: Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    i don't know really. i don't think so.

    would you want to run after a storm to get awsome pics?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    No. If I want cool looking pictures of the sky. . . Photoshop, baby, photoshop. Besides, I've lived in KS. You usually don't want to chase after a storm there because most likely it will turn around and chase you back over the rainbow.

    What exactly IS the function of a rubber duck? (Thank you Mr. Weasley!)

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    Exclamation

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?


    Company as a child, memories as an adult.

    How rapidly does "rapidly desolving toliet paper" desolve?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Depends on whether or not you're part of that 20% of people enjoying themselves on the shiny white throne.

    Why are potty jokes so amusing?

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    The general population of Earth is so full of it....

    Why do people look at each other as if the next person is a raving lunitic?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Because one of them probably is. =P

    How does one burn the land and boil the sea?
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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