Pam has vowed revenge of the dark side by forming her own "BOOK SIDE!" FEAR THE POWER OF LITERATURE!
(i loves Darth Vader)
Pam has vowed revenge of the dark side by forming her own "BOOK SIDE!" FEAR THE POWER OF LITERATURE!
(i loves Darth Vader)
Shall these bones live?
The Force will be with me! My revenge will be terrible!
And the Vader-loving PAM had better go into hiding! *Exits with a flourish*
Last edited by barbara0207; 08-20-2007 at 05:00 PM.
the pam is a very,very sad italian whose name is barbra0207.
The PAM could not keep up with the witticisms of the true Star Wars fans, and feebly tried to make a bit of an insult, which fell on deaf ears... may the force be with you![]()
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
force was with pam, until she turned to the dark side and killed everyone on litnet... get her!
p.s. who'd taht guy on you signiture?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
(Kurt Cobain Lead singer of Nirvana)
pAM is being chased with pitchforks by dark elves! run pam!
(THe force is with me! Vader Haters will tremble)
Shall these bones live?
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Nope they have returned to to punish ye for yer wrong use of 'THE FORCE'
Shall these bones live?
The PAM stinks but she doesn't know it so she has absolutely no clue why people are spraying glade and body spray toward her.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
pam got onion breath so now she where's vaders helmet to keep from other people knowing.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
The PAM lines her drawers with onion scented sachet's so that all her clothes will smell like onions.
(Pendragon should compose a poem in the style of Tennyson and it should be called the Lady of the Shalot and it should describe my posts here on LitNet. Then I should log out forever and sign up with a new user name so that I can free myself of this onion stigma)
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
i only did that because i couldn't think of any thing else. shalot doesn't sound like onions to me. pams to touchy.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
The PAM wears tube socks on her hands. Everyday. To switch it up she'll wear the ones with the orange stripes on the left hand and the ones with the blue stripes on the right hand. Sometimes she will create even more interest by wearing two pair on each hand and scrunching the top layer so that the original sock stripe is showing. PAM, I think you just might be the next Versace.
Last edited by Shalot; 08-19-2007 at 09:07 PM.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. how did you know?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
The PAM tried to tie the velcro straps on her velcro tennis shoes.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?