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Thread: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

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    because life is usually that way.

    Why can't i stop myself from speaking in russian at home when no one knows what the hell i'm saying?
    Shall these bones live?

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    Seems to be the only way to annoy your people without getting into trouble. (Btw, what are you supposed to speak?)

    Why do you need something urgently about a fortnight after you've thrown it away assuming you would never need it again?

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    Exclamation

    For the same reason you alienate yourself from someone you figure you will never think of again and then mope about them ad infinitum...

    Why is it that a stage-whisper always sounds louder than a shout?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    they have microphones to applify it... but i know these boys and the "whisper" but you can here them across the room.

    ok, some people say that if they don't have the person they love with them they'll die. do you think that's true?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    of course it's not true, unless the person they love controls the life support switch.

    why am i hungry again 30 minutes after i finish eating chinese food?
    We have enough youth. How about a fountain of knowledge?

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    Don't take it personally... it is the same for everyone. Chinese food doesn't mean to be a 'fast food' lol



    Choose an animal that you would like to be and if you like why
    "Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy".
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    dolphin... for several reasonsi, one is i love the water, they're mammels, they are very playful and friendly yet they can be vicious if promoted.

    if there was one thing that you could make from your imagineation happen, what would that be?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    It would be to have the capacity to ask a stupid question!

    Why is it that when I have FINALLY thrown out a piece of nonsense, my hubby will always inevitably ask me for this thing months later....
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    merphies law, merphies law.

    why do smilies lighten the mood?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    They're KAWAI!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by barbara0207 View Post
    (Btw, what are you supposed to speak?)
    (Depends either English, Spanish and sometimes japanese)

    Why do people like shrimp?
    Shall these bones live?

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    Cuz they tickle their tongues?

    Why is the sea mostly salty?
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    'cause it ain't fresh.

    why must i go?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    because you can't stay?

    why must i swim?
    Shall these bones live?

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    'cause you can't stay dry?

    why must i answer so stupidly?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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    because that is what you are paid to do

    why am I so doggone tired!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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