because it is easier to fix someone else’s problems than one's own
Why can't everyone be as great as us lit-netters?
because it is easier to fix someone else’s problems than one's own
Why can't everyone be as great as us lit-netters?
because they haven't joined the lit-net yet!
why can't I stop watching Keanu Reeves' movies? (i think i asked this before)
Shall these bones live?
becasue he has a great body???
why is the sky blue
"Be careful of quotes you find on the internet, they may not always be true" -Abraham Lincon-
(um, I never thought about that: DOES HE?)
Because pink and purple were too busy to join it.
Why is it raining every time I look out the window?
Shall these bones live?
so you can't go outside and you have to spend more time on litnet!
why must growing up be so dreadful?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
lifes tough and growing up is the training
why doesn't rain more often?
A tragic situation exists precisely when virtue does not triumph but when it is still felt that man is nobler than the forces which destroy him.
- Orwell
Read of my Shepherd
I guess that would depend upon where you live.
Why do people flock to that certain vulgar talk show host on the Radio... not mentioning any names...? (as in, isn't he a bit old to be the radical dude?!)
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
I don't get it either. It's easiest to laugh at other people.. There was a local show that would call businesses and most of the time would get people who spoke very little english and would ask them stupid question and basically make fun of them. Apparently these people couldn't get a laugh by picking on people they're own size...any who, it's was the highest rated morning show in the area.
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Why do people flock to that certain vulgar talk show host on the Radio... not mentioning any names...? (as in, isn't he a bit old to be the radical dude?!)
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Well because as horrid as what he says I think a lot of people appreciate the social satire that emulates from it. The secret behind outrageous humour is to do something that people would normally find offensive in their culture, but when down in good humour, will mostly be accompanied by a laugh. I myself will make endless racist jokes, but because of debates and just random political conversations all the people who I joke with know that the jokes are meaningless. By making the jokes I am in fact not making fun of the race in question but the mentality that some people actually believe this crap. Kind of like the movie Borat and the Jew jokes, the joke behind that wasn't that Jews have the ability to turn into money grabbing cockroaches or that Jews have horns and look like demons and lay eggs. No the joke was that the people in the country had actually believed this about the Jews. So offensive humour is not really funny because it offends, or at least I don't think so, it is funny because it is satirizing a much more dangerous mentality.
If up was down and down was up, would we have more plane crashes?
A tragic situation exists precisely when virtue does not triumph but when it is still felt that man is nobler than the forces which destroy him.
- Orwell
Read of my Shepherd
Gravity and ytivarg would be the same, I believe.
Ever meet anyone clumsy enough to fall "up" the stairs?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
yeah I've done it
have you ever seen anyone walk out of the loo with her skirt tucked into her underpants?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Yeah, my mum. I'm always helping her out of the most embarrassing situations!
Would you force-feed a vegetarian chicken soup?
Shall these bones live?
No.
Would you force feed a diabetic a candy cane? (Thanks Alice)
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
no
would you melt chocolate X-Lax into a Tony the Tiger mold, which was a prize in a box of cereal, so that it looked like a chocolate, then feed it to your little sister? and if you would, how many would you give her?
Since I don't have a sister I don't know but I would probably give ten to my brother (what is x-lax anyways? is it poisonous? is it candy? what is it? *hits idiot self*)
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