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    whats the story opti? where you been hiding lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    whats the story opti? where you been hiding lately?
    I had her chained up in my cellar, did she escape again???
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    ok, ya know you have a bad hairdo when the guy at work tells you your hair was puffy. HaHa, a guy came up to me today and told me I had some big hair yesterday, they were laughing because it was sprouting out of both sides of my hard hat and when I walked it would bounce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    ok, ya know you have a bad hairdo when the guy at work tells you your hair was puffy. HaHa, a guy came up to me today and told me I had some big hair yesterday, they were laughing because it was sprouting out of both sides of my hard hat and when I walked it would bounce.
    That happened to me once. My friends curled my hair with rollers even though my hair is already curly...wow, it was the biggest fro ever.

    You know how kind of poofy loose blouses and shirts are 'in syle' now? Well I was wearing one at work once, this old man came up and started talking to me about his 50th wedding anniversary and stuff...then he says "I guess its not nearly as big of a day as when you first kid is born now is it?!" Then he winks at me and looks down at my stomach...and wags his eyebrows! I asked every single male that I worked with if I was fat or if I looked pregnant. They said no and laughed at me the rest of the day saying I looked like a pregnant whale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kathycf View Post
    I had her chained up in my cellar, did she escape again???
    i'm assuming that all the other litnetters who i havent seen for a while are chained up there too. better put up some protective wards against you madam least i find myself chained!
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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed View Post
    ok, ya know you have a bad hairdo when the guy at work tells you your hair was puffy. HaHa, a guy came up to me today and told me I had some big hair yesterday, they were laughing because it was sprouting out of both sides of my hard hat and when I walked it would bounce.
    That's so funny!!! I got a visual on that one. Where is that you work that you have to wear a hard hat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy View Post
    That happened to me once. My friends curled my hair with rollers even though my hair is already curly...wow, it was the biggest fro ever.

    You know how kind of poofy loose blouses and shirts are 'in syle' now? Well I was wearing one at work once, this old man came up and started talking to me about his 50th wedding anniversary and stuff...then he says "I guess its not nearly as big of a day as when you first kid is born now is it?!" Then he winks at me and looks down at my stomach...and wags his eyebrows! I asked every single male that I worked with if I was fat or if I looked pregnant. They said no and laughed at me the rest of the day saying I looked like a pregnant whale.
    I know what you're talking about. The clothes that are trendy right now are so weird. I have one of those maternity-look shirts you're talking about.

    My other complaint is the low cut v-necks they're selling. In fact, that's all they're selling. It's very hard to find something that is suitable to wear to work. But if you want to show half your boobs off then you're all set.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    I think that with that low-cut style, they are really trying to get you to buy another item that goes UNDER it, like that layered look? Then they get to sell you two tops, instead of the one! No fair!

    My friend bought a corsette recently. To wear to the PUB! What is the world coming to, anyhow! She is seriously going to wear it (under an un-done denim jacket). I dunno, but I'd never do that...
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    i think thats very much in fashion though. i have a corset thats a size 14 (i'm a 12) and its too small. never worn it, never will. Do you have those mad looking tunic type tops, cant think of what they are called, think begins with m...... never mind! anyway these tops, very in your face patterns are the rage over here at the mo and most of them a minging. people are everywhere wearing them. And what makes them terrible is that they dont flatter your figure and make you look three sizes bigger than you actually are!

    Mind you, there are girls walking around in much worse than that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    That's so funny!!! I got a visual on that one. Where is that you work that you have to wear a hard hat?
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    Probably a bunch of guys in here pretending to be girls, judging from some of these posts.

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    Ha Ha! What ever makes you say that?

    We DID have a boy in here once, and we made him wear a wig, didn't we, Niamh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiz_paws View Post
    Ha Ha! What ever makes you say that?

    We DID have a boy in here once, and we made him wear a wig, didn't we, Niamh?
    yep! but he went away! He was made an honourary member of the No Boys allowed thread but hasnt popped in lately. Maybe if we get him a nicer wig...
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
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    "If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geheris View Post
    Probably a bunch of guys in here pretending to be girls, judging from some of these posts.
    Not a boy here, what makes you say that? Don't we all sound girly enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    yep! but he went away! He was made an honourary member of the No Boys allowed thread but hasnt popped in lately. Maybe if we get him a nicer wig...
    Ok then -- Kand ... see something you like?

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