whats the story opti? where you been hiding lately?
whats the story opti? where you been hiding lately?
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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ok, ya know you have a bad hairdo when the guy at work tells you your hair was puffy. HaHa, a guy came up to me today and told me I had some big hair yesterday, they were laughing because it was sprouting out of both sides of my hard hat and when I walked it would bounce.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
That happened to me once. My friends curled my hair with rollers even though my hair is already curly...wow, it was the biggest fro ever.
You know how kind of poofy loose blouses and shirts are 'in syle' now? Well I was wearing one at work once, this old man came up and started talking to me about his 50th wedding anniversary and stuff...then he says "I guess its not nearly as big of a day as when you first kid is born now is it?!" Then he winks at me and looks down at my stomach...and wags his eyebrows!I asked every single male that I worked with if I was fat or if I looked pregnant. They said no and laughed at me the rest of the day saying I looked like a pregnant whale.
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"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I know what you're talking about. The clothes that are trendy right now are so weird. I have one of those maternity-look shirts you're talking about.
My other complaint is the low cut v-necks they're selling. In fact, that's all they're selling. It's very hard to find something that is suitable to wear to work. But if you want to show half your boobs off then you're all set.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I think that with that low-cut style, they are really trying to get you to buy another item that goes UNDER it, like that layered look? Then they get to sell you two tops, instead of the one! No fair!
My friend bought a corsette recently. To wear to the PUB! What is the world coming to, anyhow! She is seriously going to wear it (under an un-done denim jacket). I dunno, but I'd never do that...![]()
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
i think thats very much in fashion though. i have a corset thats a size 14 (i'm a 12) and its too small. never worn it, never will. Do you have those mad looking tunic type tops, cant think of what they are called, think begins with m...... never mind! anyway these tops, very in your face patterns are the rage over here at the mo and most of them a minging.people are everywhere wearing them. And what makes them terrible is that they dont flatter your figure and make you look three sizes bigger than you actually are!
Mind you, there are girls walking around in much worse than that!
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules
Probably a bunch of guys in here pretending to be girls, judging from some of these posts.
Ha Ha! What ever makes you say that?![]()
We DID have a boy in here once, and we made him wear a wig, didn't we, Niamh?![]()
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
my poems-please comment Forum Rules