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    Odd Couples

    HUBBARD AND SQUASH

    "Have you taken leave of your senses,"
    asks Hubbard (the straight man).
    "No, answers Squash, dead-pan, "but
    "we're taking a short holiday from each other!"

    They've got one of those mature, contemporary
    relationships, an 'open marriage,'
    no questions asked
    or answered. Hubbard has been getting into
    'his' homosexuality and Squash
    has both men and women lovers on the side.

    Hubbard is lean
    as an incipient pain, while Squash
    sort of waddles around, comfortable
    as pop or "B" movies.

    It's a treat to see them,
    following each other around,
    pretending to go their own ways, each
    like the punch-line to some other joke.

    J. Newman Sudden Proclamations © 1992

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    This is one of my favourites.
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    "Courage is not the absence of fear but the judgment that something else is more important than fear." -- Ambrose Redmoon

    CR: Madame Bovary, by Gustave Flaubert
    JF: Pride and Prejudice, by Jane Austen. My review is here.

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    This is really cute. Can I say cute here? At first I thought you were writing about mother! Are these by any chance people you see at your cafe?

    May I jump on your thread and add my own little poem, one that I wrote in June? You made me think of it. And so, not waiting for permission.....

    Pumpkin

    Sometimes my mother calls me pumpkin,
    and I feel so cute and round and orange,
    peeking from behind green scratchy leaves and vines.
    I sit there, ripening in the sun, waiting for autumn,
    when someone will come along and pick me,
    and hold me up and turn me over and around,
    ignoring that tiny imperfection and say,
    Yes, yes, this is the one I want smiling at me.
    I'm in love with The Vinegar Man and Mr. Tanner, but be careful, it could just as easily be you.

    "If you're going to write you better have somewhere to come from." Flannery O'Connor

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    Quote Originally Posted by ampoule View Post
    This is really cute. Can I say cute here? At first I thought you were writing about mother! Are these by any chance people you see at your cafe?

    May I jump on your thread and add my own little poem, one that I wrote in June? You made me think of it. And so, not waiting for permission.....

    Pumpkin

    Sometimes my mother calls me pumpkin,
    and I feel so cute and round and orange,
    peeking from behind green scratchy leaves and vines.
    I sit there, ripening in the sun, waiting for autumn,
    when someone will come along and pick me,
    and hold me up and turn me over and around,
    ignoring that tiny imperfection and say,
    Yes, yes, this is the one I want smiling at me.
    Welcome to my patch, and thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin View Post
    HUBBARD AND SQUASH

    "Have you taken leave of your senses,"
    asks Hubbard (the straight man).
    "No, answers Squash, dead-pan, "but
    "we're taking a short holiday from each other!"

    They've got one of those mature, contemporary
    relationships, an 'open marriage,'
    no questions asked
    or answered. Hubbard has been getting into
    'his' homosexuality and Squash
    has both men and women lovers on the side.

    Hubbard is lean
    as an incipient pain, while Squash
    sort of waddles around, comfortable
    as pop or "B" movies.

    It's a treat to see them,
    following each other around,
    pretending to go their own ways, each
    like the punch-line to some other joke.

    J. Newman Sudden Proclamations © 1992
    I have to admit, I thought it was me and so the poem was a bit of a disappointment. so this is just to say...

    I'm sorry
    Your poem was a disappointment
    it wasn't about me
    and I thought it would be

    You were probably
    making some kind of statement
    writing about someone or something
    that everyone would understand

    Forgive me
    I am shallow and vain
    but it started out Hubbard
    and I got so excited



    Quote Originally Posted by ampoule View Post
    This is really cute. Can I say cute here? At first I thought you were writing about mother! Are these by any chance people you see at your cafe?

    May I jump on your thread and add my own little poem, one that I wrote in June? You made me think of it. And so, not waiting for permission.....

    Pumpkin

    Sometimes my mother calls me pumpkin,
    and I feel so cute and round and orange,
    peeking from behind green scratchy leaves and vines.
    I sit there, ripening in the sun, waiting for autumn,
    when someone will come along and pick me,
    and hold me up and turn me over and around,
    ignoring that tiny imperfection and say,
    Yes, yes, this is the one I want smiling at me.
    Amp, I (of course) love this!

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    Hubbard got Squashed!

    Quote Originally Posted by motherhubbard View Post
    I have to admit, I thought it was me and so the poem was a bit of a disappointment. so this is just to say...

    I'm sorry
    Your poem was a disappointment
    it wasn't about me
    and I thought it would be

    You were probably
    making some kind of statement
    writing about someone or something
    that everyone would understand

    Forgive me
    I am shallow and vain
    but it started out Hubbard
    and I got so excited
    Hubbard was Squashed
    to find that some poem of mine
    wasn’t about her, and now
    I’m feeling bad!

    So I thought I would write
    one just about her
    to see if I could make amends,
    her in her cut-off jeans
    and straw hat, the signature splash
    of flour on her t-shirt
    to the right or the left
    of her you-know-whats
    which it would be proper
    of me to mention, given that she
    is so much married, so
    so so so so damned much married!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin View Post
    Hubbard was Squashed
    to find that some poem of mine
    wasn’t about her, and now
    I’m feeling bad!

    So I thought I would write
    one just about her
    to see if I could make amends,
    her in her cut-off jeans
    and straw hat, the signature splash
    of flour on her t-shirt
    to the right or the left
    of her you-know-whats
    which it would be proper
    of me to mention, given that she
    is so much married, so
    so so so so damned much married!




    I feel so much better!
    To be honist, the flour is all over the you know whats
    and the floor, and the counter, and my hair and face
    and the cat if he gets under foot

    Thanks Jerry

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    Ess And Em



    Rack and Pinion used to be into
    S. & M., chains, leather, whips
    and long, punishing silences,
    but now they're bored

    with all that stuff. They're not looking
    into each other's eyes,
    exactly, but they're looking,
    looking: a threesome, a foursome, snuff

    movies... Oh, what? They roam
    the bars and beaches, looking.
    Aware and yet unaware
    of the eyes that are sizing them up.

    The summer has many a surprise
    in store for all of us.


    J. Newman Sudden Proclamations © 1992

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    I like this, keep it up!

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