actually, it is quite tasty, you should try it you know... PAM likes to sneeze on people when she gets up set at them, then she goes and blames her alergies.
actually, it is quite tasty, you should try it you know... PAM likes to sneeze on people when she gets up set at them, then she goes and blames her alergies.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
The PAM is so morbid she thinks visiting the morgue is a grand adventure and sleeps in a coffin...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
PAM has a collection of mouse droppings that he imagines will bring good luck. Um, I think that is rabbit's feet that bring the luck... (unless you're a rabbit...)
? These aren't supposed to be true...Originally Posted by weepingforloman
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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The PAM wears at least six or seven pink bows in her hair at a time because she thinks the three-year-old chic is a real fashion trend
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
The PAM uses a bowl on her head to shape her 'do!
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
The PAM is an escape from Jellystone National Park, last seen with several picnic baskets and a little Boo...
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
The PAM has just launched a new line of clothing for men made entirely of twist ties and styrofoam to-go boxes.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
When PAM sings the neighborhood feral cats cover their ears.
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
Shhhhhhh!! Now they'll know!
The PAM squirts toothpaste in her celery stalk and enjoys it with flat Dr.Pepper...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
PAM robbed a bank ten years ago, but then got alzimeris and forgot about it. the police came to her door and arrested her. the next day when she was in jail, she didn't know where she was and screamed till she lost her voice. so when the judge realized that she had a alzimeris and didn't know what they were talking about at all, he let her off the hook. but since the incodent she has never quite regained her voice, and also lost most of her memory.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
ugh.
The Pam's morning tooth-cleansing requires a mixture of sandpaper (for the nightly muck she grows on them) and twine, (considering the gaps between her teeth) followed by a good mouth-rinsing with Comet. Her dogs still shy away from her affectionate kisses.
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
Shurtagal secretly sides with Captain Hook and has infiltrated the Lost Boys in order to spy on Wendy when she's taking a waterfall shower.
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
The person above me is too lazy to comment on the poem I have posted today!
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
touche! umm...the PAM is extrememly impatient! I haven't even seen it yet!!! and knows how to lay a fine guilt-trip!
"Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house, they are company and don't let me catch you remarking on their ways like you were so high and mighty."
PAM truely likes to afend me.*sob* i would never side with Captian Hook! he's evil! and besides, wendy has already returned to londan, and now i spend my days with peter, enchanting him with tales of himself that he does not know.
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
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