Wild Wild West

[ampoule]

-A feeble attempt at humor-

Wild Wild West, August 17, 2002

There you are you stinkin' varmint!
I've been a lookin' fer you,
The Most Wanted Man.
Yep, I've been ridin' high and low.
Jest look at these here saddle sores.
Looky here at this pit in my stomach.
Jest cain't take them vittles no more.
And look here at these dark circles under my eyes.
Yep! You guessed it...no sleep!
Now stick 'em up!
Git over here and kiss me.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Okay, stand back!
That's enough punishment fer yuh.
Now git!
Git on out o' here 'fore I change my mind.
I better not hear 'bout you breakin' no more hearts.
I won't be so easy on you next time.
Dag nabbit anyway!

-or is it?-

[PrinceMyshkin]

-A feeble attempt at humor-

Wild Wild West, August 17, 2002

There you are you stinkin' varmint!
I've been a lookin' fer you,
The Most Wanted Man.
Yep, I've been ridin' high and low.
Jest look at these here saddle sores.
Looky here at this pit in my stomach.
Jest cain't take them vittles no more.
And look here at these dark circles under my eyes.
Yep! You guessed it...no sleep!
Now stick 'em up!
Git over here and kiss me.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Okay, stand back!
That's enough punishment fer yuh.
Now git!
Git on out o' here 'fore I change my mind.
I better not hear 'bout you breakin' no more hearts.
I won't be so easy on you next time.
Dag nabbit anyway!

-or is it?-

You know what they say about "Many a truth..." I sometimes think that ONLY In jest is the truth!

[firefangled]

-or is it?-

The tag is precious...