King of the hill

[papayahed]

Bluebiirds hill.

I brought Bluebiird a candygram from the people of Bluebiirds world asking him to come home. Bluebiird can't resist a good candygram and scrurry's off to his world.


Papaya's Hill

[weepingforloman]

Papaya's hill.

I sick an ape on papaya. Apes love papayas.

Weep's Hill.

[Bluebiird]

Oh dear. I thought it had already been established that I'm a girl. It turns out that that candygram wasn't for me but for another version of me in a parallel world. He turned up just as I got there and we straightened the whole mess out. I was invited to stay for dinner (peasant soup ) and returned to my hill only to find it occupied. Rather that trying to reclaim it now (on a full stomach I must add) I decide to settle down and have a nap. Unfortunately I snore and Weep just happened to get in my way. Now that Weep is a pile of ashes, I guess this hill is mine again.

Bluebiird's hill (when I wake up that is)

[weepingforloman]

My ashes float aimlessly on the wind... right into a radioactive waste dump. Having acquired the following superpowers: 1.) fireproof 2.) "melt" and reassemble body at will 3.) flying and 4.) superstrength, I pull together my ashes and head out to slay the dragon, only to find it still sleeping. So I sell Blue to a circus.

Weep's Hill.

[papayahed]

Weep's Hill

I give Weeping a vacuum and a suitcase full of attachments and tell him to sell. A strange urge overcomes weeping to go door to door.

Papaya's Hill

[Bakiryu]

Papaya's Hill

I hit papaya over the head with a cantaloupe and sell her to a group of traveling gypsies.

Bakiryu's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bakiryu's Hill

Since it has been nearly two weeks since anyone has vied for the hill Bakiryu, has died of boredom.

Bib add the body to the growing pile at the foot of the hill and claims the hill as his own.

Bib's Hill.

[papayahed]

Bib's Hill.

I bravely march up the hill and flash Bib. He goes running in horror at woman parts.

Papaya's Hill.

[BibliophileTRJ]

I bravely march up the hill and flash Bib. He goes running in horror at woman parts.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! BOOOOBIES!! My eyes! MY EYES!!

[Bakiryu]

Since Bibliophile dare not claim his hill from papaya I brought them both a tray of cookies laced with a sleeping potion, tied them up, put them in a box and then: MAILED IT TO SWITZERLAND!

Mwahahah! 'Tis is BAKIRYU'S hill AGAIN!

[stephofthenight]

bakiryu's hill

i give bakiryu some skittles and while she happily munches on them i run up behind her blindfold her and put her on a dragon who flies away

stephs hill

[rabid reader]

After quickly finishing his bottle of coke, Rabid Reader quickly whips it at the head of steph of the night rendering her dazed at which time he stretched out his foot, having Steph trip over it and down the Hill

RR's Hill!

[Bakiryu]

I mail rabid-reader ten new books and while he's happily caught up in them I push him all the way down the hill until he falls into a rabbit hole.

Bakiryu's hill!

[stephofthenight]

hangs a shiny thing on a pole and leads bakiryu off the hill and drops the shiny object in a pond and watches bakiryu jump in the pond full of pirana's

it is now a hill of the night

[barbara0207]

Steph has been on the hill for three long days now, deprived of food, drink, computers, books, and someone to talk to. So she's an easy prey for me. I engage her in conversation, leading her down the hill unnoticed by her. At the bottom of the hill I offer her all the things mentioned above. That'll keep her busy for a while.

Barbara's hill! Yessss! For the first time!