Stitch is doing the best he can...... nine is a lot.... can't save EVERYONE!
Now my favorite question:
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin'?
Stitch is doing the best he can...... nine is a lot.... can't save EVERYONE!
Now my favorite question:
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the mornin'?
Leave his sorry tail in the ditch where he passed out last night, if he ain't back aboard ship when we sail!
Is is possible to be serious while sitting, ah, "underclothed" in a Doctor's office?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Nope it is not. I had a doctor who was the sweetest thing but even so, it is probably the most freakishly embarrassing things I have to do.
what do you think of the Olsen twins?
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
are they maternal twins?
where did you go?
Grandama's house. It's just over the river and through the woods...
A wolf? In a nighty? Was Red Riding Hood rather near-sighted?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
no. she was just plane old blind!
why do flowers wilt evan when they have water?
Pitiful creatur of darkness,
What kind of world have you known?
God give me courage to guide me,
You are not alone.
he he biblio --- I can't tell you how many times I have gone around with this song in my head! That made me smile on a crappy crappy Friday!!!Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
Flowers wilt even when they have water because they were thinking sour thoughts --- just like crusty old office women passing the day under harsh neon light thinking about the ruins of their wasted lives!
Why is all the good stuff fattening?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Because if it wasn't fattening what else would give us all the beautifully luscious and sexy fat girls in the world!?!
Why are Jordans ridiculously comfortable, yet Reeboks the preferable brand?
My hide hides the heart inside
Advertising. People are sheep.
How can anyone dislike getting massages?
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter - e e cummings
(we have to say a stuped answer right?)so..
i like getting messages
why is a cow so big?
Her heart is played like well worn strings; in her eyes the sadness sings; of one who was destined for better things.
because there's a milking factory inside a cow's belly... So that she wouldn't run out of milk!!
let me think of a stupid question.... Oh, okay....
Why can't it rain marshmallows? That would BE REALLY helpful... because my sisters and I are marshmallow addicts....
because clouds are made of cotton wool, and you don't make marshmallows out of cotton wool.
hmm... something stupid..
Why can't each person have a personal Superman?
Most do, when they are small. He's called "Dad." Then they become teen-agers and he becomes "The so-far-out-of-it-it's-laughable old man." This usually comes back to bite them later in life when they have kids of their own...
Why do teenagers honestly believe they have more expertise than a man with 30 years experience in the school of hard knocks?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because they lack the experience of the school-of-hard-knocks graduate - they will soon enough. Mebbe.
Why are paper clips magnetic?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
It gives them that little extra something and serves as the liaison between the magent and the paper who otherwise couldn't get along without the paper clips magnetic feature
Why do people continue to do things that make them unhappy and unhealthy?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
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