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    I collect knives, and I guarantee one of these is a lie:

    1.) I own a genuine Pakistani Gurkha Short Sword
    2.) I own a genuine Gil Hibben original dagger
    3.) All of my father's day gifts were knifes—four new blades.

    I'm tricky.

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    I guess # 4

    Now my turn
    1)I am obsess with Tiger Wood soooo much that I cryed at the US open at Oakmont (tear:tear)
    2) I am terrified beyond belief of sharks
    3)This year in ninth grade i was rejected by the new kid when I asked him to the saddie hawkins dance
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    Pen: I'm going with #3. I'm guessing you recieved more then 4 gifts for fathers day.

    HC: I'm guessing #3
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    It is #1 the gurkhas whilst having a excellent knife were not from pakistan
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    Pen, I'm going with 2 simply because no one else picked it. I really have no idea. All those names of knives is gibberish to me.

    Hockeychick, I guess number 2.
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    Pen, I thought about number three because what is father's day without Aqua Velva, but kilted sounded so smart that I’m going with #1

    Hockeychick I'll guess #1, I've seen people get really worked up over hockey and football, but never golf.

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    Pen, I'll say 3 because I feel like it
    and Hockeychick, I'll guess 2
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    Pen #1
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    I collect knives, and I guarantee one of these is a lie:

    1.) I own a genuine Pakistani Gurkha Short Sword
    2.) I own a genuine Gil Hibben original dagger
    3.) All of my father's day gifts were knifes—four new blades.

    OK. Someone picked each one:

    #1) Kilted has a good point, however, my Gurkha blade, which is genuine, was made in Pakistan. The Gurkha's know good knife makers.

    2.) Gil Hibben isn't exactly a house-hold name, but you've probably seen at least one of his knives, in a movie. I own one, a dagger with abalone inlays.

    So we come to three.
    Actually, I did get four blades for father's day. One from my wife, a gauche from my youngest son, and a pair of tanto's from my daughter. But my oldest son gave me colone. QID.

    The one's who said "three" are correct!

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    HC, I think number 1.

    The logic: Most people are afraid of sharks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    So we come to three.
    Actually, I did get four blades for father's day. One from my wife, a gauche from my youngest son, and a pair of tanto's from my daughter. But my oldest son gave me colone. QID.

    The one's who said "three" are correct!

    Yes the instinct was right . I knew I was right to go with it this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    But my oldest son gave me colone.
    was the colone Aqua Velva?

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherhubbard View Post
    was the colone Aqua Velva?

    I love to watch

    1 Bugs Bunny cartoons
    2 TV dramas (like ER or Lost)
    3 Alternative news programs
    I'll vote for 3. I'll bet I'm wrong this time. But I'll just have to wait and see.
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    #3
    We all cant resist a good auld bugs cartoon, and some kind of Drama! And i see you as being way too cool and fun for current affairs and news!
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    Quote Originally Posted by motherhubbard View Post
    was the colone Aqua Velva?
    Huh-- no! He is one of the world's worst cheapskates!

    And I vote #3. Something tells me you moved where you did to get away from it all.
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