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    I have seen them made of cement, but wood is more portable...

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    I know Mickey Mouse!

    Who do you know in France?
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    idlers!

    Who do u know in pluto?!
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    Goofy!!

    Why doesn't Mickey Mouse live on Saturn???
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    Exclamation

    He gets this ringing in his ears...

    If "Goofy" is really "Goofy" how come he's the only one that actually has a "son" and not "nephews"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    If "Goofy" is really "Goofy" how come he's the only one that actually has a "son" and not "nephews"?
    PEN!! What are you implying?!?!? That Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse are both just "beards"?

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    Have I missed some important thing here?

    Hi Biblio!

    Question: Why isn't the human's sense of smell as acute as that of a canine?
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    because people smell worse.

    why does time seem to fly as you get older?
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
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    because you are taller you stand closer to the sun and time moves faster when you're closer to the sun.

    Why is it so easy to gain weight and so hard to loose it?

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    Why do people always think the worse?

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    PEN!! What are you implying?!?!? That Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse are both just "beards"?


    No, Bib, but you gotta admit it's funny that Donald and Daisy are an "item" and Mickey and Minnie are and "item" , yet Donald raises three "nephews" Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and Mickey has "nephews" Mortimer and Ferdy. But old Goofy has a son! No wife around, she split or is dead, but he has a son!

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    Because if we thought the best the world would end

    Why is it so often wrong to tell the truth? Like when someone is being an idiot, you shouldn't say so even if it is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Why do people always think the worse?

    No, Bib, but you gotta admit it's funny that Donald and Daisy are an "item" and Mickey and Minnie are and "item" , yet Donald raises three "nephews" Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and Mickey has "nephews" Mortimer and Ferdy. But old Goofy has a son! No wife around, she split or is dead, but he has a son!
    Pen, buddy, YOU might consider the scenario I put forth to be "the worse"; but I personally was delighted that someone besides myself finds the situation(s) that you've outlined above to be a bit "funny". (I wonder about Bert & Ernie, as well....)

    I realize that I'm grasping at straws here; but as a kid I was desperate to find positive role models like myself. If thats "the worse" I cannot apologize for it.

    My "stupid answer" to the "stupid question" is:
    Because all of the clouds up there on the high road make it monotonous.... all the action is down here on the low road!

    I see that mkhockenberry posted a new question ahead of me So I'll pass that one along:

    Why is it so often wrong to tell the truth? Like when someone is being an idiot, you shouldn't say so even if it is true.

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    because idiots may not be able to handle the truth. If they could, wouldn't they have gotten the clue by now?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ View Post
    Pen, buddy, YOU might consider the scenario I put forth to be "the worse"; but I personally was delighted that someone besides myself finds the situation(s) that you've outlined above to be a bit "funny". (I wonder about Bert & Ernie, as well....)

    I realize that I'm grasping at straws here; but as a kid I was desperate to find positive role models like myself. If thats "the worse" I cannot apologize for it.

    My "stupid answer" to the "stupid question" is:
    Because all of the clouds up there on the high road make it monotonous.... all the action is down here on the low road!

    I see that mkhockenberry posted a new question ahead of me So I'll pass that one along:

    Why is it so often wrong to tell the truth? Like when someone is being an idiot, you shouldn't say so even if it is true.
    Excuse me, Bib, mon ami. You are such a good friend I would not dream of insulting you or your chosen lifestyle. Call it a brainfreeze, caused mainly because I didn't understand your term "beards", I confess that is a new one for me. I would never dream of being disrespecful, and if I hurt your feelings I am so sorry.

    On the plus side, yes, I always found those characters amusing in their tete a tete, I think if you dig deep enough, there is some sort of explaination given for Donald's nephews, but not for Mickey's. Goofy has a wife in the old cartoons who looks perfectly human, always shown in sillouite. But when his son became a big thing, he has no wife, and Black Pete, Mickey's Nemesis is his neighbor!

    Give me a kick or two sometimes to remind me that I should be more careful, mon ami. I value your friendship, and wouldn't want to loose it!

    To answer questions: Sometimes you should tell someone he's being less than tactful, and to wise up before he has to eat crow!

    How do you like your crow when you have to eat it, baked, boiled, or fried?
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    None, I refuse to eat crow. I like my foot fried, though

    You always hear that you will die, marry, have kids, and any number of things when the time is right. So, when is the right time?

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